Ask or Dare Ultimis/Primis

Dare Henry

Henry: Finally, ein dare for me!! Let's see, BrakesAreBroken vants me to.. Oh no..

Edward: Vhat?

Henry, quietly: Ich have to steal Richtofen's hat...

Aaron: Ya gotta do it, mate.

Henry gulps and sneaks up behind Richtofen, who is talking to Dempsey.

Dempsey: See, no one will listen to a creep like you.

Henry reaches up and snatches it, only to have his wrist grabbed by Richtofen.

Richtofen: Vhat are you doing.

Henry squeaks, wrenches his wrist from the German's hand and runs, the Doctor close behind.

Richtofen: BRING ME MEIN HAT BACK, JOU SWCHEINHUND!!!

Henry: Oh mein fucking god help mich!!!!

Dempsey: You're on your own, kid!!

Tank: Good luck!!!

Weasel: Looks like you'll need it!!!

Henry in mind: Vhy must I be made to torture mein crush!?!?

Billy: Because our host is currently occupied wit.. things... I will do our outro.

Billy cleats his throat.

Billy: Thanks fo' readin' an' we'll see ya next time, friends!!

Sounds of Henry screaming and Richtofen cursing at him in German are heard as this chapter ends.

Aaaassss it ends.

Any minute now...

Why are you still here?

There is nothing for you.

This chapter is over, go home.

Fine, one second.

*The chapter cuts to black and it ends*

In the blackness:

There, now they should be go-

...

OH YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!!!!!!

*Screaming intensifies as the Narrator has an aneurism over the fact that the audience is still here*

Why? Why must you torture the Narrator? I'm just the one telling the story. Just fuck off already.

I SAID FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!