The Man With The Hanafuda Earings (Yoriichi Tsugikuni reader x Kill La Kill)

The Man In The Red Haori (Chapter III)

You enter Mr. Mikisugi's office.

Mikisugi: Here we are. Now undress her.

Y/n: But that would be ina-

Mikisugi: Do it before she catches a cold.

Y/n: Yes, sensei.

You carefully undress her and quickly put a towel over her body. After a few hours, she wakes up.

Ryuko: Where am I?

She looks at herself in a mirror

Ryuko: WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES!?

Mikisugi: Over there. We didn't want you to catch a cold.

Ryuko: We?

Y/n: Hello, Matoi-san.

Ryuko: Y/n? Why are he- WAIT LOOK AWAY!

You quickly turn your head.

Y/n: Are you ok? Do you feel cold?

Ryuko: I-I'm fine. Stop worrying about me.

Mikisugi: Y/n is the person that undressed you.

He slowly sips on a McDonald's sprite and eats some popcorn.

Ryuko: WHA- Y/N, YOU PERVERT!

She tries to punch you but you move your head in time to dodge her fist.

Y/n: Sorry, Matoi-san. I didn't want you to get sick.

Ryuko: It's fine I guess. But if you ever do it again I'll fuck you! WAIT NO THAT'S NOT WHAT I WANTED TO SAY!

She starts blushing furiously.

Ryuko: I- I MEANT TO SAY FUCK YOU UP!

Y/n: I understand, Matoi-san.

Ryuko: Stop calling me that already! Just call me Ryuko.

Y/n: Of course, Ma- Ryuko.

Mikisugi quickly explain everything to Ryuko and sends you on your way.

Y/n: Ryuko-san?

Ryuko (eating an apple): What?

Y/n: What does exactly does fuck mean in the context of I'm going to fuck you?

Ryuko starts choking on her apple but manages to stop.

Ryuko: IT MEANS NOTHING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! NO NEED TO LOOK INTO IT AT ALL!

Y/n: I'll ask Mako then.

Ryuko: No!