Chrollos Love battle

Chapter one - Will we meet again?

It was a chilly afternoon, goosebumps filled your soul as you sighed in relief. You had just passed the all mighty Hunter exam. Of course, most of the hunters there had taken a liking to you, "ugh of course they had to fancy me, guys are so pathetic" you sighed. You wanted a real man, one who could fill your needs to the brim, someone who is like the Quran to your Cheryl.
Everyone else has left to go on their quests, but you felt something tighten into your thigh. You swiftly turn around and looking down at you is Hisoka, clasping onto your thigh, "LET GO OF ME YOU PERVERT" you shriek. "Calm down Y/N~" smirked Hisoka, licking his fingernails of which he just dug into your thigh, "mmm tasty, your blood it's the best I've had darling~". You stare at him in horror and ponder about what is going on through his mind.

Somehow you managed to get away by riding into a giant squid which lead you to your hometown. You felt exhausted but upset, so you walked up into the nearest rooftop you could find and stood against the railing, ugh it's so hard being so pretty with perfect DDD cups, you thought.

"UGH DAMN THIS SHIT! IM SO MUCH BETTER! HE NEVER WORKS OUT...BUT I DO! MAYBE NOT EVERY DAY BUT A LOT!!!" you hear in the distance. You turn around to see where the ruckus is coming from, and see a tall figured man, punching at the floor. Damn look at those arms...he really does work out, you thought. You walk over to the man, and you can feel your heart flutter as he turns to look at you. He has the most gorgeous chocolate brown eyes you've ever seen, with fluffy brown hair, his lips looks so fresh and kissable...kissable, although he has a pretty questionable cloth covering his forehead as if he has something to hide underneath. His eyes widened as we made contact, and you could see his face becoming red. "Hah...well this is awkward..." he said, you walk closer to him and put your arm around his neck. "what made you come up here" you ask, "well you see, this one guy...he thinks he's stronger than me, but he never works out...", you trip right onto his chest and feel his rock hard abs and whisper woah zaddy, that must've hurt, just so you know nobody would ever be as muscular as you". The man let out a grin then held onto your waist, "now your turn, why are you here?" He questions, "everywhere I go everyone's Inlove with me, it's so hard have DDD cups, with the perfect button nose, y/c eyes, and being 5'2" you say. "Damn that sounds awful...you look prettier than the most precious of treasures, you deserve a real man.." he says, as he pushes his body against your breasts and pulls you close. "What's your name" he asks, "y/n" you reply what about yo-" before you could reply he looked up at a helicopter with a short emo ugly ass boy with the palest fucking skin screaming "BOSS LETS GO THEYRE COMING!" The man ran towards the helicopter, and you were screaming "HEYY I DIDNT GET YOUR NAME", but he didn't hear you.