Red velvet x licorice oneshots.

Height disaster

(Fluff/Very tiny amount of spicy)

Licorice always wore boots that made him taller, Not because he wanted to look menacing, And also not because he wants to look the part, But because he realized the COD were taller then him.

Minus PM, And strawberry crepe. Of course, Before he joined he didnt really care about height, But when he joined, On his first day he decided to wear tall boots because he forgot to wash his other shoes.. After he accidentally inspected the other cookies heights.

He discovered that everyone else was taller then him. So he never actually told anyone his actual height, Actually- Why was height important to him? Well because he didnt want to seem tall at the first day, And short the next. It could literally bring stupid rumours up.

Today, He was assigned to take look at the production in the cake tower, He has seen Red velvet in some occasions, Not much either. He decided not to wear the old same outfit under his robe today, Mostly just because they were in the laundry, As if he could care less of what he wore under his robe anyway.

He took one of his un-used red shirts instead. But still kept the sweatpants because he didnt have any other pants other then those, After changing, He wore his robe and told Pm to keep out of trouble while he was gone. Grabbed his boots and sat down to put em' on.

After he was done, He left in the hot weather to the Cake tower. He didnt mind the weather since hes literally been through a desert before. But the Tower was kinda far from where he lived.

When he arrived he was met with pretty big doors, They opened and he was met eye to eye with Red velvet cookie, He offered him with a tour, Which Licorice accepted. As they were walking, It was pretty awkward since it was just them.

They stopped since Licorice mentioned something about Dark Enchantress also sending A message to Red velvet "-And thats what she said to you." After Licorice finished reading the letter, He looked up to Red velvet looking at his head and his robe that covered his legs.

Licorice had a questionable look on his face "Is anything wrong?" — "Hm. No, Nothing in particular actually, Its just strange to be met with someone the same height as me, Dont you think so aswell?" Red velvet was a pretty tall person. With or without shoes he would still be pretty tall either way.

Licorice started to sweat from the subject of height, So he wanted to change it to something else "Ahh.. Ahem. Werent you going to give me tour or?.." — "Yes. Regarding the production of the Cake Monsters? You have gone a long way here, How about a break if you can?" He said, Still holding somewhat stern voice.

"Haha no no its fi-" Licorice tripped on his robe while not looking ahead. He was walking while still looking at Red Velvet behind him. An obvious mistake. "Ah sh-" He said while ripping his robe apart. It was pretty old anyway "Ah my bad, I should've replaced it earlier anyway.. I'll just keep it like that. Can we continue?" Licorice said, Not aware that his boots were showing aswell.

"You wear boots?- Not to mention it also looks like it extends your height too, Licorice are you seriously-" Red Velvet was cut off "Oh uh- Haha that isnt important right now can we uh continue?.." — "Licorice im afraid not, And not because i want to, But because you could trip any moment now, Your robe is literally ripped." He said with a sigh

"Come with me, Theres a vacant room here, Besides, Its not like your in a rush. Now come on"  Red velvet picked up licorice with his Cake Arm "Your almost as light as a cake monster, What have you been eating??" Licorice just stayed quiet till they hesd to the vacant room.

There was a bed there, Mostly just for decoration and such since not much people come to the Cake tower.
Red Velvet put licorice on the bed And told him to take of his robe. "Yeaaa.. Thats a big no for me. Sorry but theres no wa-" Red velvet snatched his robe off and had a "I didnt ask you" look.

Licorice was embarrased and tried very much to hide his hair. Red Velvet sighed. "It wouldn't kill you to not be embarrased everytime your hair is being shown would you?" — "Oh shut up." Licorice said with annoyance visible to his voice.
In reality, Licorice sprained his ankle while tripping, Because infact, He did almost fall head first. But sacrificed his ankle to gain back his balance.

"Ah shit. think i sprained my ankle" Licorice winced at the pain. "Roll up your pants and take off your boots, I'll treat it" — "No way.  I can do it myself." — "For sure you can." Rv rolled up his pants with his normal hand, Licorice gasped and tried to stop him, But his Cake Arm took advantage of him first.

"For someone your height, You sure dont act like it." — "LET ME GOOOOO!!!!" Licorice shouted with his face being completely red, Almost as red as Red velvet actually.. Red velvet took off his boots. Seeing his ankle swelling up. But right after noticing that, He noticed how Licorice's height greatly shrunk. "So my suspicions were right hm? How tall are you actually?"

"NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!! NOW LET ME GO!" Red Velvet looked up to see the very flustered Licorice being helf down with his cake arm. Not to mention half his face being covered up with his hair too. Still visible to a point though.

Ignoring Licorice's protests and complaints. He treated his ankle and made licorice somewhat stand up with the help of his arm.
"Pftt- I didnt know you were that short. Even pomegranate could be taller then you. And shes like 6,1 , Alright cmon just tell me already"

"Ughh FINE! Im like 5,10 Ok? Now put me down!" — "So basically, Your the shortest member?" — "Shortest Mem- Ugh no! What about PM and SC!?"

"Your honor there children. Logically speaking you would be the shortest adult member at that." Licorice blushed and looked away "And i thought i had finally found someone my height, What a shame"

He snickered and let Licorice go, Licorice was on the bed, Panting and sweating, Due to the heat getting to him and the continuous protesting for Red Velvet to let go, Licorice didnt want to admit it, But he felt vulnerable.

Red Velvet stood up to take a long look at the exhausted Licorice "Ughh.. Its so hot in here. Dont you guys have breaks of something?" Licorice said. Still continuously sweating. He looked up to Red Velvet and blushed realizing what position he was making.

He quickly sat up and brushed off the sweat. "Ah im sorry- Should i leave or?.." Red Velvet snapped out of his thoughts, Still looking down at the shorter. "Ah no no its fine, You just rest here."

Licorice then stayed for the night and finshed what dark enchantress instructed, Went home with the help of Red Velvet, Just to be made fun of his height the next day.

(End)