this is the story of a young boy named Aiden Jones, who was adopted by two succubi named apple and coco after being found while he was patching up his wounds from his abusive family, later over the years, he became a famous celebrity...how? find out...
as aiden walked into the cafeteria, we see the students looking at him with sorrowful expressions, but aiden ignored it as he was getting his lunch, which is just pizza, doritos, and chocolate milk, he tried finding a seat until he heard someone call him
???: hey, dude come sit with us.
he said as aiden turned his head and sees two guys waving their hand at him
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as he went over there, he sat down with them
randy: what's up, name's randy cunningham.
howard: s'up, howard wienerman is the name, and jtlyk, we're sorry about your childhood.
aiden: yeah, i just wish i wasn't even born into that disgrace of a family i used to have.
he said until a robot came out of nowhere attacking the lunchroom, causing the students here to run away
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aiden: what the!!! randy go...hide?
he questioned as he sees randy's seat empty, but then he left outside the lunchroom to put his disguise on and take this robot down, as he re-entered the lunchroom, he got his revolvers out and suddenly a ninja appeared
ninja: alright robo-cyclops and....who are you?
aiden: i'm the guy who's about to take this robot down, but if you want to do it together, i don't mind.
ninja: eh, i don't see why not.
he said as he and the disguised aiden attack the robot ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- after defeating the robot, we see the students enter the lunchroom cheering for us, but then see the ninja leave the room, so aiden decided to follow him to see where he was going, as he followed him to his location, we see the ninja turn into randy cunningham, which shocked aiden as he said
aiden: randy, you're a ninja
he said as randy yelped in surprise
randy: uh no i'm not. wait...how do you know my name?
then howard appeared
howard: yeah, how do you know my best friend's name?
he asked as aiden removed his mask, making the two shocked like that patrick star meme
randy: wait, that was you who was helping me?!!
aiden: yeah, that was me helping you.
howard: but how did you fight so well.
aiden: well....
after aiden explained about how he fought so well and who taught him to fight like that, they were shocked even more at the fact that aiden's parents are two succubi and that they work for the one and only verosika mayday
howard: your parents work for verosika mayday?!
randy: and who happens to be your surrogate aunt?
aiden: yep. but you gotta promise to keep it a secret.
randy: hey, i'm good at keeping secrets, same goes with howard, right?
howard: oh yeah, totally!!
randy: but only if you promise to keep my identity a secret.
aiden: i promise, because that's superhero rule #1, always keep your identity a secret.
