Not So Different?

Chapter One: Movie Night=Ruined

"YOU BLEW UP THE SCREEN?" I yelled, throwing down my fries to grab the random nut-job alien by the back of his neck. "THEY WERE ABOUT TO KISS!"

"Mars, come on, let him-" Lyler began but was cut off by me.

"NO! NO, IT IS NOT OKAY. THEY WERE GOING TO KISS. KISS DAMNIT." I started to tear up. I've waited two years for this prequel.

"YOU!" Without any warning, the alien rushed out of my death grip and made a wild dash at Lyler.

The two collided with fists flying.

I sighed. "I'm going home." I cast a longing look at the drive-in screen swallowed in flames with a gigantic hole in the middle from the ship that crashed through. My night was ruined.

I pulled out my phone to text Mark.

Some alien RUINED my movie experience by busting through the drive-in movie screen and now he's throwing hands with Lyler. LMAO I hate it here.

Incoming video call... Marcy

"Yoo-hoo!" I wiggled my fingers at Mark.

"What's going on?" Mark asked, his eyes and forehead the only thing visible on my phone's screen.

I raised my phone up to show Lyler and the punk bitch who ruined my movie. Currently, they were throwing cars and running around yelling. The alien was still in his true form. His skin was light blue, a striking contrast against his red hair and eyes. Lyler on the other hand was still in his human form running away in terror as the other alien wielded the hood of a car.

Everything was in chaos.

The movie screen was crumbling to the ground spreading fire through the place as the audio continued.

"Oh, Chris, please."

"Oh, Stacy, yes, just like that!"

"Oh,Yes!"

Suddenly Leo's face appeared in view. "Wait, is that a Plutonian? WAIT, SHIT! SHit! Shit!" I watched as Leo disappeared followed by Mark yelling.

"Leo, where are you going? WAIT FOR ME!"

"Hey, Mark, imma head your... way." I watched as the alien picked up my car and threw it across the parking lot. It hit the ground and rolled twice before smashing into some ford truck. Fire erupted from the hood, the glass exploded and rained down on screaming citizens.

"Actually, can you come pick me up? My car is, uh, out of commission."

I heard Mark muttering under his breath. "Why does stuff always happen to me? Why is she like this?"

I look up to see Lyler attempting to keep the alien at bay. "I'll see ya soon, Marcy!" I hang up and stomp up to the red-haired alien.

"Excuse me, sir!" I waited until he turned around before I took my travel-sized potato launcher out from my galaxy themed fanny pack, and pistol whipped the back of his head.

Very slowly, he looked back up with a raised eyebrow.

I raised my eyebrow back and pistol whipped him again.

Unfazed, he blinked at me with his lips pursed.

I shot a small potato at his nose.

Lyler spoke up. "Well, that was dumb."

Offended, I said, "Your face is dumb."

"Enough tiny human!"

I shake my weapon of mass destruction in his face. "Listen here, you bit-"

The alien snapped. He grabbed my potato launcher and snapped it in half.

Lyler starts backing away. "You know what? We should reschedule. Night." He took off running. I blinked at the alien and he blinked back unaware.

This bitch.

I grabbed his elbow and yanked him forward, with a turn I dropped to my knee and threw him over me. He landed on his back with a thud. His eyes wide and surprised. I placed my foot on his chest and pulled on his arm before I leaned in with narrowed eyes.

"Don't hate the potate."

Without any warning, the alien yanked me forward. I fell directly on top of him. Almost headbudding him. Our faces were inches apart and I could feel his breath fan across my face.

Eye to eye, we laid there still as everything around us blazed. His lips parted to say-

"Stacyyyyyyyyy. Ohhhhhhh yes!"

I took that as my cue to grab the dirt from underneath my hand to smack right on top of his face.

"Uhhh" The audio of male moaning overlapped with the alien's curse as he brought his hand up to wipe his eyes.

"Ha-" I was cut off by the screeching of car tires.

Mark's car skidded to a halt inches from the alien and me.

"Mars, what on earth have you done this time?" Mark yelled as he threw open his driver side door. Leo followed closely behind him.

"Hey man...let's talk this out." Leo spoke with his hands held out.

"I'm not here to meddle in your earthly squabbles. I'm here for the one named Asinus."

"We don't know anyone named that." Leo, Mark and I spoke in unison.

"You do not know your friend."

"So mystical..." I muttered.

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Yep.