y/n ran quickly towards the schools bathroom to do their hourly worship to their discord moderator, jesus. He was the sexiest man alive back in his day.
"hey daddy, i'm here" you whispered seductivly to get his attention
"good morning kitten witten how are you" you hear him say from the creamy gates of heaven.
"I'm good, i missed you 🥺" y/n spoke slobbily.
You and Jesus have a special connection with eachother, after you became christian jesus chose you over his other kittens because you were special. Your hourly praise turned him onto the maximum
"why dont you come up here for an hour i have a suprise😈" he murmered sexily.
you nod in response, knowing hes looking at you so you dont need to say anything.
You shut your sexy hot eyes and prepare to be transported into the tight embrace of your sexy and moisturized alpha
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you feel an aggressive gust of wind surround your weak and frail body as he lifts you to heaven. you tend to keep your eyes closed during this part as you like to immediatly be able to see you 10'4 alpha jesus.
Before you are able to open your eyes, you feel a pair of hands twice the size of your face grab onto your waist, and a pair of warm lips force their way onto your own.
You practically melted at the touch of the hot hairy man, holding you at the time. You felt so lucky to be able to have this.
Your mind then started doing twisty turns and then you realised you might just be friends with benifits, instead of having a loving loyal big papa daddy husband. While his wet juicy lips are dancing on your own, these thoughts shrivel and all that is occupying your mind is him.
you pulled away from the hot heated smooch, you lips were big and swollen. y/n was the first to talk "bb-b--b-b-b-bb-b-b--b-b-b-b-b-baby....w-what are w-w-wwe🥺😘" you quivered cutely. He backed away from you, he looked offended at your silly haha question
'we married kitten witten litten mitten yitten quitten nitten' he barked back. Y/n awhed at his yummy sentence and continued the makeout session.
