We Twinin' Bro?

🔥 Chapter One: IT'S RAININ' MEN- HALLELUJAH 🔥

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What a lovely day.

Getting to sleep in is one of life's best wonders, especially with an annoying voice in your head 24/7.

But said Annoying Voice had discovered after these long ass years with me that it was, gasp, beneficial to sleep when I do.

So he currently Shut The Fuck Up for the time being.

Slipping on my favorite, most comfortable bunny slippers, I stumbled out of bed begrudgingly, not wanting to leave the warmth that I had spent the entire night building up.

I also threw on my pajama's seeing as today I wasn't planning on going anywhere- at least if the energy a few blocks away kept acting up the way it is.

"Ugh," I grumbled while rubbing one of my eyes, leaving my room and heading towards the pantry, "I should not have binged thirty episodes of One Piece last night. What time is it anyways?"

I briefly looked out the large ground to ceiling window, seeing how 'bright' it was outside. It was cloudy and rainy and all around gross.

Now, don't get me wrong, I do love a great frolic around in the rain, but the vibes coming from outside of my apartment told me to just stay inside.

"Hm. So around noon then... great."

This was when Sukuna decided to wake up. Of course.

"If you didn't stay up all night, you wouldn't be waking up this late. Why do I have the misfortune of you being my vessel."

"Say all you want bitch, I heard you screaming at Kaido the entire time I was watching." I muttered back, opening the pantry and grabbing a box of cereal.

"Yet it was you who chose to stay up."

"Yeah, no. I don't feel like having you trying to possess my body just to get your anime fix, thank you very much."

"You don't even let me take control, you little shi-"

Instead of listening to his angry ramblings, I had gotten out a large bowl and started pouring my cereal into it, thinking about what I should watch on the big screen tv that was set next to the frankly massive window.

I grabbed the milk out of the fridge as the Curse continued ranting in my head, sounding like he managed to go off topic.

"I would be able to defeat that overgrown lizard in less than ten seconds. If I was there, he would've been dead about five years ago."

"What are you even talking about Old Man." I mumbled, not really caring about his answer as I poured milk into my cereal after retrieving a spoon.

"I told you to stop calling me that a long time ago."

"Well, does Old Fart work for ya'?"

"... Learn your place, you're still a human after all; while I'm the KING of-"

"King of Curses, yadi yadi yada. I'm already fully aware of that."