DEEZ NUTS

The Call

22-year-old Geronimo Stilton's claim to fame all started with a call..

Wait wait wait...let's rewind here. Who even IS Geronimo Stilton? Is he mentally stable? Does who know who his dad is? What gender is he?

Geronimo Stilton was born 22 years ago in Detroit, Michigan. His ma named him after her favorite book series; "Geronimo Stilton." No, Ger isn't mentally unstable, but he had been dropped a few times as a child. And, no, he does not know his dad- what black average black kid raised on 8 Mile DOES know their dad? Lmao, trick question, DEEZ NUTS.

Now, lets fast forward to the call.

Geronimo and his bud Don Don the Ron (or DDR for short) where down in their man-cave making some quick prank calls. And, everyone knows that Geronimo and DDR HATE this guy named Steven- the jock. You see, Geronimo and DDR were on Ask.fm earlier that day and Steven gave his number out on it, so they took it for prank calling. And that's when Geronimo dialed up that Steven boii and hit him with what was coming- THE CALL.

"Hello?" Steven asked curiously since there was no caller ID.

"DEEZ NUTS!" Geronimo yelled in the phone and started laughing, and Steven ended the call. "HA! GOT EEMM!" He laughed even more. The sudden rush and bliss of satisfaction ran thru Geronimo's veins, the feeling was so pleasurable for him. He got Steven soooo good.

But this was only the beginning.