not my fault | jjk

ii. Be sweet or talk you to filth?

It's not until the alarm clock blares and shakes you awake that memories of last night come crashing back. You think you might've had two damned vivid dreams, surely hoping that you didn't truly experience the quiet, brief horror movie with you as its main cast.

But when you unlock your phone, your hope evaporates and consorts with your soul somewhere in hell, and your body falls limp against the headboard when you see... a response.

You feel the weight of his sarcasm crushing you already when you click on the chat. With a singular glance, you understand that Jungkook likes to shorten his words. Might use emojis sparsely? Definitely has the first letter of his sentences capitalised, though.

Jungkook: Hi...? R u not sure about ur greeting or

You're not sure about anything – if you only knew, prodigy Jeon.

You: good morning.

His response comes almost immediately; as if he was waiting for you, eyes fixated on the chat, bored enough to converse with you rather than doing... whatever a Jeon Jungkook usually does.

Jungkook: Morning. U were awake late, huh?

You: couldn't sleep. had a nightmare.

And it consisted of nothing less but his presence. His moles and soft, fluffy hair are still engraved in your mind that you somehow managed to memorise in the years you've known him. You wonder if he ever noticed you staring at the dark dot under his lip. Or his nose. Or at the veins of his arms... the thighs, oh god, the thighs–

The nightmare drenched your panties and shook your body until your guts were where your heart belongs.

Jungkook: Ohhhh wanna talk about it?

You gulp.

You: I'd rather not

The situation is almost comical. If you weren't shaking in your non-existent boots, you might have laughed. But instead, you type away, cannot believe that you're truly here, about to flirt with Jungkook like it's a casual Thursday morning. But how could you not... he's clearly waiting for you to bite, because...

Jungkook: Sure. So... weekend. What are u doing 2day?

He really does abbreviate the simplest words.

You: nothing. studying. you?

Jungkook: Not much either. Talking to u hopefully?

Sly, Jeon... very sly.

You: don't you have stuff to do?

Jungkook: Yeah but... matching with a pretty girl is more fun

Is that a conversation he has every other day? Is this his tactic, his method to sing people to his form like a siren just to swallow them whole afterwards? Most importantly – if all of this is a possibility, why does your face still warm like an oven at his words?

Confidence – it's easier through text. So you give it a shot; even if it boosts his ego – it does the same to you.

You: Jeon Jungkook thinks I'm pretty?

Jungkook: Jeon Jungkook thinks a lot of things about you

Did he not say something similar in your dream? There must be courses on witchcraft you could attend if you wanted to...