As the supermarket closes, the day is just being for all of the foods, the cheese being included. As they sit peacefully on their shelf as soon as they hear the last employee leaving the shop they all spring into action, they start talking to each other and meeting up with other food the cheddar cheese walks over to the American cheese, his face tinted a light red. "H-hi American cheese" he says, still blushing.
"Hi cheddar cheese!" The American cheese responded, smiling. "Are you ok? Your face is really red" asks the American cheese. "Yeah- probably just mold" says the cheddar cheese the American cheese has never seen red mold, but brushes it off as nothing. Just then, Swiss cheese walks over "hey guys" says the Swiss cheese "are you coming to the party tonight? We're throwing it for cheese New Year."
"Of course!" Says the American cheese "great!" says the Swiss cheese as he walks away on his magic cheese legs, this gets the cheddar cheese thinking, what if he kissed American cheese at cheese midnight? He doesn't think the American cheese will kiss back, but it's worth a shot. After they talked for a few more minutes, then the American cheese says she says that she needs to go get ready. The cheddar cheese decides to get ready as well and before either of them could guess, it was time for the party.
The American Cheese walks in with her beautiful cheese dress, the cheddar cheese is also wearing a cheese suit. He blushes as he walks up to American cheese, "you looking stunning" he says as he sees the American cheese blush, "would you like to dance?" he asks she agrees, time files very fast, they feel like the only two people in the world and soon, it's cheese midnight, the cheese start counting down "5...4...3...2...1... Happy new year!" The cheese say, teh cheddar cheese kisses the American cheese, and much to his surprise, she kisses back their yellow cheesey lips opening and closing repeatedly... I think you know where it goes from there..(no they dont fuck you, they start dating)
I'm sorry for making this, you can shoot me know
