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Quandale's pov

"Come on jack!" I pulled jack manifold by his arm, leading him to a fence. I went to a little opening in the fence and motioned jack to come in. "Were are we going!?" Jack laughed making his way through the little hole in the fence. Pushing around vines and jumping on rocks eventually lead us to a little river.

We both sat down on an old log. Jack's nonexistent hair blew in the wind (imagine being bald 🙄) he looked hot lol. Jack pulled his nonexistent hair into a nonexistent ponytail to keep it from blowing in his poo poo brown eyes.

"Jack can I tell u something 🥺" I did the deadass owo finger thing.

"Sure bbg ;)" he started growling like an alpha.

"Jack manifold i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i like yo- i ummm I like yogurt 😅" good save I thought to myself.

"Oh... Okay :(" jack started playing with his nonexistent hair.

Jack and me sat at the log for 69 seconds then we heard random footsteps that sounded sorta like a homeless orphan killer.

"TOMMY I SWAER TO GO- oh hi Jack." A super hot pink haired dude waved at jack, I instantly fell in love.

"Umm hi techno... We're sorta busy right now" jack said looking at me then back at him.

"Oh sorry, do you know were tommy i-"

"No leave" jack sounded mad.

"Oh okay thanks tho..."

Me and Jack walked around prime path but I kept thinking about that homeless orphan killer named techno (imagine being in love, cringe 😒) he literally looked like a human version of a pig but in a anime style. He also had like a crown and a long cape, couldn't tell if he was a king or if he just felt intitaled. He was super tall an-

"Quandale! Dude have you not listened to anything I just said?" Dream turned to me.

"Wait why are you here, were's jack?"

"Oh so you clearly weren't listening. So pretty much techno's character is sad and lonely and emo so we decided to give him a love interest, problem is most of us either have major beef with him, are already heavily shipped with someone or just don't want to be around techno. So are you up to the job?"

I thought about it for 14 milasecouns before agreeing then dream dragged me over to his home so we could get properly introduced.

"Okay so techno doesn't know anything about this so just don't say anything!" Dream knocked on the door and the tall anime pink haired dude opend it.

"don't worry I know his language... Hai nerd this is some loser named quandale so like I thought you guys like would wanna hang out cuz that would be totally poggers, unless you don't but like saying no would be like so cringe 😒 *sighs in emo*"

"Sureeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" then we both walked into his home.

His house smelt like the blood of homeless orphans, old books and the loss of sanity. He had a sign that said 'PIG LIVES MATTER, WE DONT SUPPORT GORDAN RAMSEY! 🤬🤬🤬'
he had a bunch of potato's and wither skulls on the ground, that was the moment when I started regretting agreeing to this.

"Want a baked potato?" He gave me a potato. I nodded and put it in my inventory.

"OH SHOOT GUYS I GOT TO GO!" Dream quickly ran out the door. Shoot now I was stuck with this hot weirdo.

"Ummm so... Whatcha want to do" techno casually sat down on his counter.

"Do you wanna watch a movie?"

"Sure..."

We walked over to his TV and both decided on watching the bee movie. Half way through the movie I felt like vomiting so I cutely ran to the bathroom and puked my guts out (so kawaii desu 🥺👉👈)

"Hey are you okay?"

"Yea- BLAHAHAHAHAHAHAH BARF *idk how to write barfing sounds!*"

I finally stopped barfing and washed my face. I opened the door to see he was sitting the couch watching the end credits of the bee movie.

"Hai..."

"Ummm hi"

"Are u ok"

"No <3"

Then I cutely fell asleep.

NEW CHAPTER POG 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨 ALSO SEXUALITY CRISES I THNK IM STRAIGHT BUT ALSO NOT LOLE CUZ I LOKE I STILL LIKE WOMEN BUT PEFER MEN SK LIKE IDK IM CONFUSED 😕😦😵🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶