The Guide to Gays

Introductions

I'm going to start out my guide by introducing myself to y'all a bit. This guide is going to be pretty laid back and hopefully you'll get a laugh out of it as well as maybe some info. To be fair, I don't even know who the hell is going to read this besides my straight best friend (Hit me up Sam) (please don't). But if anyone is actually reading this, leave comments! I'll reply and stuff, so like if you have a question or if you need to say something go right ahead.

Also, to anyone out there who is reading this and who is against me and my gay buds, please just leave, this isn't the place for you, and I don't know why you would have even clicked on this in the first place.

So back to what I was saying, I'm going to introduce you to me a bit :)

So I'm Olivia, or Liv, but most people just call me Olivia. I have a weird sense of humour as you will soon find out, and I 100% promise that I'm not cool. Just ask anyone. Sam will also tell you I'm stuck in 2009, with all the slang I use when I'm around her, but don't believe her, because she lies. (I love you though).

Anyway, as you could have guessed by my username, I'm pretty gay. (My contact name in Sam's phone is 14% straight). I don't really identify as only one thing, but how I explain it is asexually straight totally open lesbian. Meaning I'm asexual towards men, but am not towards females. Some people don't understand this, but the point is I'm still attracted to men, and long term relationships are fine and stuff like that, I just have no desire to have sex, and then with females, I do have the desire to have sex along with the long term relationship. I hope that makes sense.

In case you haven't noticed I mention my friend Sam a lot, and part of that is because I basically have no other friends, and also because I was texting her when I came up for the idea of all of the chapters. We were saying I should make a book about each title I had but I didn't think I could fill an entire book with only one topic, so in this book, there is going to be just a bunch of little things and stuff like that.

Feel free to stick around if you like.

Well, uh, bye.