Shut up (Young Adam Reed x reader)

4. "Huh?"

Adam picked up the bat and we followed the the strange man into the house.He threw his stuff down and really made himself at home. He even knew how to close the fridge. The man opened the pizza box on the counter, he groaned as there was no pizza left. "Come on....Told you two to stay in the garage."
"And let some creepy dude just wander around our house alone?" Adam said.
"Yeah..."
"I don't think so." I replied.
"Yeah, believe me. I don't wanna be here and more than you guys want me here." The man took off his jacket and revealed his bloody bullet wound.
"I just gotta stop the bleeding long enough." The man rummaged through the kitchen. "Cool." I muttered under my breath as Adam and i went through the strangers gadgets.
"Gotta dress the wound, prevent a nasty infection, and i will be in my merry way." He turned round and faced us, revealing the whole wound.
"Don't touch that." He lectured us.
"I was just looking." Adam tried to justify. "Don't touch my stuff."
"Is this a lightsaber?" I asked holding up a weapon. He took it out of my hand.
"No, it's not." "Okay."
"No. Enough with the bat!" He snatched the bat from Adam and through it behind him again. "If i wanted to hurt you, i would have. If i'm being perfectly honest with myself, you two have very lunchable faces."
"Thanks" I thanked him.
"Hey!" Adam complained.
The stranger lifted up his top and shoes off his deep cut.
"Oh, oh my god." I turned around and gagged. "Oh my—" Adam started.
"Gah! That bullet went straight through. Good. Cool."The man put a damp cloth on his wound.
"Wait, wait, wait. Bullet? You were shot?" Adam continued to question the man as i turned back round.
"Yeah—No, actually, no. No, i was stabbed with a bullet. What do you think, you moron?" The stranger sarcastically said. "He's a moron? Your the one who was shot." I defended my friend.
"All right, okay, that's it." He coughed and his wound made a fart sound.
"That..wow...that's, uh...That's weird. It farts when i cough." He dogged again and his wound farted. "Oh that's disgusting." I stated. "Gross." "Super gross. I'm gonna go upstairs, grab some stuff. Stay cool. You can trust me." He started to leave the kitchen. Of course Adam and i didn't listen and followed him. "Easy for you to say." Adam said. "I'm the one who ends up in a therapists office, telling them about where the bad man touched me." I blabbed on. "Oh god! That's where you go? Immediately? You are dark, Girl."
"Who even are you?"
"That is classified."
The man grabbed stuff from the bathroom and doused his wound in it.

"Why are you here?"
"Also classi...classified." The man winced at the pain.
"Are you in the air force?"
"When i say 'classified,' what does you brain hear? Chocolate?"
He left the bathroom with us following him still will lord if questions. "What's with the lightsaber?"
"Its not a lightsaber. Jesus christ, Adam. i Need you to play it cool. I know playing it cool isn't you thing "That took us by surprise. how does he know Adams name. "Hold up. How'd you know his name?"
"Wait. wait, wait! How do you know my name?" "Your Adam Reed. Born February 10th, 2009 and Y/n L/n born March 15th, 2009. Adam, Your parents are Ellie and Louis Reed. Louis would've died about a year ago. Y/n your parents are Mary and Felix L/n, they couldn't give one shit bout you so there never round. Adam, you don't play any sports because of acute asthmatic condition. Y/n you have no where else to go to and no friends so you live with Adam most of the time and Adam your freakishly small for twelve. You both go to Franklin Middle School where you both have been suspended 4-6 times altogether for fighting, Which is ironic because Adam can't fight to save his life." He ranted as Hawking kept getting louder and more agitating.

"Hawking! Zip it!" Adam and the man yelled in unison . Now this was really starting to freak me out. Hawking stopped and whined. Adam was lost for words. I was speechless, mouth agape. "How do you know my digs name?"
"Because i named him."
Young Adam began to fall backwards and i caught him and pushed him back up. Older Adam grabbed hold of his shirt. "Where are you goin'?"
Young Adam was gasping.
Older Adam got his inhaler out and helped Adam out.

///Sorry it's short lol///
Updated: 4th, June, 2022, 1:32am
Update soon: 4th June, 2022. Time: Idk
Word count: 800