Ranboo one shots!

Head cannons! (Main charactes)

Philza head cannon
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-Phil was able to fly until some parts of his wings were burnt off.
-Phil adopted Techno and Wilbur. Tommy is Phil's only biological child.
-Phil is married to a lovely women named Kristen.
-Phil is 33 years old
-Phil has a total of 4 Million bird crows. Most just hide or fly somewhere else
-Phil considers Ranboo as his child even though he's not adopted.
-Everytime Phil hiccups, it comes out as a bird chirp.
-Phil has a phobia that is to be un-named of (mainly because idk what)
-All Phil wants to do in life is protect the ones he loves and trusts
-Phil is on his last cannon life
-Phil goes by He/him pronouns
-Phil will give up his last cannon life to protect his kids
-Phil only let's Ranboo and Techno touch his wings
-Phil has started to practice on flying again
-Phil enjoys going on adventures
-Phil enjoys the rain
-Phil knows how to calm Techno down from the voice getting to loud
-Phil also knows how to calm Ranboo down whenever they have a panic attack or under alot of stress
-Phil goes on late night walks with his main crows (Mods :D) whenever he's stressed about something

Technoblade's head cannons
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-Techno is half pigman half human
-Techno is the king of the nether
-Techno has a phobia of loud noise
-Techno has voices that demand blood sometimes
-Techno doesn't really like to sleep.
-Techno will sleep once a week
-Techno has little trust issues due to L'manburg and Pogtopia
-Techno considers Ranboo has a little brother
-Techno trusts Philza, Ranboo and, Niki maybe Connor
-Techno use to get along with Dream until he learned what Dream was doing..
-Techno has another phobia of heights
-Techno carrys around a sword or pocket knife at all times, no matter what.
-Techno hangs out the most with Phil and Ranboo
-Techno has bad anxiety, so he has stress toys in his room
-Techno wears glasses to read better
-Techno will do everything in his power to protect the ones he loves most
-Techno goes by he/him pronouns
-Whenever he's under stress he'll go out and chop down a few trees or he'll train by himself
-Techno knows how to speak and understand bird chirps because of Phil
-He also knows how to understand but not speak enderman because of Ranboo
--Techno has a soft spot for when it comes to Phil or Ranboo
-Techno knows how to calm Ranboo down from a major panic attack
-Techno will sometimes have nightmares of the future (like Ranboo losing their last cannon life) the voice say it's the future, but he doesn't believe them.
-Techno is 21 years old

Ranboo's head cannons
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-Ranboo has wings but hides them because of how big they are
-Ranboo has horrible memory problems
-Ranboo's mother is the Ender dragon and is the next to be ruler of the end. But they don't know it
-Ranboo goes by they/them pronouns
-Ranboo gets scared of lightning sometimes
-Ranboo is 16 years old (my au)
-Ranboo has two sides of them Ran and Boo.
-Everytime Ranboo brings out Ran and Boo, they becomes their irl self
-Ranboo considers Techno as their older brother figure
-Ranboos one of the main God's but doesn't know it
-Ranboo has bad trust issues due to L'manburg
-Ranboo considers Phil as a father figure
-They can't touch water nor drink water
-They love chorus fruit
-They can teleport but they decide not to because it tires them out
-Ranboo doesn't sleep often
-Ranboo has abandonment issues
-They are platoniclly married to Tubbo
-Ranboo and Tubbo adopted and saved Michael from the nether
-They're still friends with some enderman that escaped the war of the end
-They have a memory book
-If they lose their memory book, then their memory goes away until the book is found.
-Everytine they sneeze their ears perked up and purple little particles fly around
-They DO have eyelids
-Their eyes use to be just green
-They have more enderman in them
-They are 6'7 but can change their height to be taller
-They don't like eye contact
-Phils the only one who knows about dreams voice in Ranboos head
-When aggravated, they cannot control their anger and that causes them more anger.
-When their angry they intend to shout and unhinge their jaw. Their eyes go fully purple and that scares people the most.
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That's all for now! Love you!

Word count: 760
-Published: 6/4/22
-updated ?/??/??
-Ace <3