i woke up to the sound of luke hemmings yelling "hurry the fuck up calum how long does it take you to shit?"
i took the pad off my face and realized i am in a room with 5sos. except theyre green. ashton is still daddy tho bless his soul
"oh shes awake" ashton my daddy says
"hi daddy im u af" i reply
"not another one" ashton says while face palming
"listen, we need your help" micheAl says
"CAN SOMEONE HAND ME SOME TOILET PAPER?" calum yells from the bathroom
"SHUT THE FUCK UP CALUM" luke yells
"you need to help us fuckboynap justin beiber. we know how much you hate him since the recent ariana concerts,i mean,i cant believe that HE WAS ALL OVER HER!!!! pickles christ someone needs to do something about it. and thats what you are for. help us fuckboy nap him." micheal explains.
ok,so heres the thing. they had just abducted me and now,theyre asking me to help them abduct another person. wow this is your life goals amirite??? of course it is.
im feeling good for myself. not only am i the only fan girl to know that 3sos are a bunch of aliens,im about to do the world the biggest favor. im gonna fuckboynap justin beiber. and probably gonna steal his $$$$$
"ok im down for it"
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5sos alienz
Teen Fictionthe story of how i,maya scott got abducted by 5sos as aliens --- im bored out of my mind at 11pm so i decided to write this. dont take it too srsly. :))
