Falling Into The Avengers Book One

chapter one

Hair color: dark brunette
Eye color: forest green
Height: 5'9
Weight: muscular 150
Skin color: fair

Night time

It been a long rather boring day, and people have been grinding my nerves at work. So I was sitting on my second hand couch watching The Avengers for about the umpteenth time. What can I say marvel is my comfort universe?
I watched as my favorite baby bunny also known as Loki appeared on my screen and I thought to myself no male of any kind should look so hot in chains and a collar. Did I have a small teeny tiny miniscule crush on the Norse god? Yes, yes I did.
Did I mention the fact that I'm not mortal? No? My bad. I am in fact fae... Wildfey to be exact, and I'm sure you're asking what in the hell a Fey is doing living among humans well I may or may not have done a few things that I probably shouldn't have and temporarily gotten myself kicked out of other world....

I swear it wasn't my fault! Okay not entirely my fault. How the hell was I supposed to know that the hippocampus was going to go on a rampage? And that the rampage would lead it through the banquet for the changing of the courts from Summer to Winter... how was I supposed to know that it would end up nearly trampling the court Queens? As I said not entirely my fault.
So in the fey version of time out I got sent to Earth....a very boring earth. And the most annoying part is that they could have sent me to any point in history on this Earth. But did they send me to ancient Greece? no! They sent me to a point in time where humans now populate the Earth in ridiculous amount. And I have to find an apartment and pay rent....

The only Plus is that the human imagination has finally caught up with their technology and voila you get awesome versions of The Hobbit, the Lord of the rings, and the MCU so I guess it's not a total loss after all.

Anyway back to my baby bunny, I watched him on the screen and was both saddened and annoyed by the fact that no one not even his so-called brother were seeing the effects of heat torture on him as well as mind control. Chowing down on an edible gummy bear and waiting to feel the effects I mumbled in annoyance " I wish I was in the MCU that it wasn't entirely Canon and that my magic worked there so that I could throw Stark out another window."
The next thing I know there's a flash of blinding light and I'm falling from somewhere that is way higher than my couch as I scream out "dank farrik whoreson!" Before landing on something slightly squishy feeling.