listener asmr channel one shots/ headcanons etc

summer headcanons

in honor of the last day of school<3, sorry this is late had no motivation :(

tw:SH,trauma,kidnapping,cringe writing, seans jokes,kissy kissy

kvva:

sean:

- wears shorts

- dad jokes 

- even more people come into the forest 

- you cant swim [ you get vietnam flashbacks around water probs]

cameron:

- goes to the beach with you

- chill

- gets ice-cream 

- fucking a saint compared to these psychopaths

marcus:

- goes to the beach with you

- takes pics of you

- you tell him off

- he still posts them

jasper:

- wears like, the exact same outfit 

- if your a girl he gets you a fucking bikini

- you wear a t-shirt over it

- you cant really swim, just sit with your feet in a lake

- you realize you look like a human cutting board

eve + casey + lambda:

- can they swim?

- they all happen to be at the same beach as you

- fucking saints once again, all these psychos, poor listener

KitsuneKross

drider:

- in my au she legit has a form with no spider legs- 

- [ imagine her with human legs and rollerblades + neon from RWBY/ max from sam & max😳]

- boring, does the same thing, might wear a skimpy swimsuit as a joke

nobuko:

- goes swimming with you [ in a lake]

- actually pretty chill and happy

- shares those weird two people popsicles with you

pirate:

- shes a pirate

- wears a swimsuit?