Once upon a time there was a Bitch, her name was Cressida
She was a white and sluthy bitch
She liked succk1ng d1cks, and did it for free
One day she got fucked so deeply in the mouth, that she got pregnant
*9 months later*
Cressida was going to give birth
She threw up a little nasty douchebag of a kid
His name was BOBBY LARS JUNIOR
.... And he died of chlamydia in the age of 3
Cressida din't gave a fuck, because she had Aids and herpes
The end
*Morale of the story*
Cressida was a bitch
