PART 1

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"There it is... dingle street." Sonic sighed. He understood how this worked out and being the "new kid" was always difficult. No one has ever understood him. He walked to the red house on the corner. He knocked on the door, shaking. Obama opened the door. He grinned and asked who sonic was. Sonic then said, "I-IM SORRY OBAMA-CHAN!" Obama said, "Ok then.. um bye 💀💀" Sonic told himself that he was in love. But he was dating a close relitive, Joe Biden. They were actually married with 96 kids! Joe would have been so upset if he heard. That concered Sonic. Joe walked up to Sonic and said, "Are you okay step bro" Sonic said, "Yes mommy!"

OMGG I CANT AHAHAHAHAVVS

Joe said, "If you are inlove with another woman i will cook 👨‍🍳 you and eat up your organs 🧠🫁🫀" he grinned "Is that understood" Sonic was shaking more than a vibration tool 👀. "YES WIFEY" Sonic said. "But he was sort of inlove with .. OBAMA 🔵 x 👨🏿‍🦲
It was the terrible truth.. and he knew he had to open up to Obama and Joe sometime soon. Sonic said "Joe.. Im in love.." Joe said, "With me I know stupid ugly fat rat blue useless mistake ugly blue wannabe rat" "No.. with Obama." Joe screamed and pulled out his glock and shot him repeatedly 20 times in 3 main areas of the body, the head, stomach, and the pelvic area. Sonic didn't die. He got back up and ran. A new character, Knuckles the feminist got married to Joe. Sonic ran to Obama and confesses his undying love..

TO BE CONTINUED

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