Slippery John adventures

The beggining

today is the day where slippery john starts a new adventure, he walks outside and sees a man, he goes to the man and asks his name, the man responds with ''sussy man 69'' so they become friends and go on a adventure together, slippery john and sussy man 69 find a beast called big man mgee and they attempt to slay big man mgee but big man mgee is more strong than they thought, big man mgee blocks slippery johns lippery hands, so sussy man 69 finds a sword and stabs big man mgee in the back. VICTORY! slippery john and sussy man 69 have won this battle, they continue their journey into the spooky scary forests of DOOM! slippery john finds a massive shovel, ''I could use this as a weapon!'' he said but slippery johns slippery hands cant pick up the shovel ''NO I shall not be beaten by this shovel'' but slippery johns hands are so slippery they melt the shovel, oh well they will have to advance into the spooky scary forest of doom and find slippery john a weapon he can use.