Chapter 3: Your name: Snezbrazil Edition

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A/N: Bitch I forgot this story existed

Until someone, told me about it, but said it was a shitty idea because we know nothing of the Tsaritsa

I laughed........ too hard, my lungs hurt







Y/N POV


I WILL SURVIVE!

I "acciddently" told her I wanted to know her more, and so, she grabbed my collar, and tossed me to "our" room

Tsaritsa: Then, let's bond together for the rest of the night~

Y/N: IT'S 8 IN THE MORNING THE FUCK YOU MEAN REST OF THE NIGHT?!

Tsaritsa: Then that leave us 24 hours together~

Y/N: Oh my Archon have mercy on me

Tsaritsa: Nope~

Y/N: I have a bad feeling about this..........

Tsaritsa: Don't worry, it will not hurt after you pass out~

Y/N: No, not that, just-

A knock was heard, as the Tsaritsa froze the bed, but not me

Y/N: When you want to do it, someone always come to interrupt.......

Tsaritsa: WHAT IS IT?!

Soldier: My Tsaritsa! Tartaglia have come to report from the Liyue incident!

Tsaritsa: ..........

Y/N: .......

Tsaritsa: Make all the soldiers and Harbringers gather. I will make a speech

Soldier: Yes!

Walking away, she looked at me, and punched just below my best buddy

Tsaritsa: I will make sure no one disturb us, so until then, don't try anything funny with anyone here, clear?

Y/N: I'm literally your servant the fuck you want me to do?

Tsartisa: Good~

She walked away, as I was left alone

Y/N: She froze the bed, now my balls are freezing


Timeskip - Narrator POV


Tsaritsa: Thank you all for gathering. Today, is the day the plan will march on. We will have a lot to do, but, I trust you all on this matter

Soldiers: YES!

Tsaritsa: Do not disappoint me, you are the proud soldiers of Snezhnaya, so stand proud!

Soldiers: YES!

Tsaritsa: No matter what, do not back down, for the glory of our country!

Soldiers: YES!

Tsaritsa: Before we finish, I want you to meet someone important, for me

Soldier: I bet that's me

Soldier 2: Of course that will be me

Y/N: Time to get ready

Soldier 2: Huh? You? Don't make me laugh!

Soldier: You're just a servant!

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