A: Kumi!
K: What.
A: I wanna try fusion
K: You what?
A: I want to try fusion.
K: Why..?
A: Cause why not.
K: Who do you even wanna fuse with, Ask Kakarot about the dance if you're gonna do it that way.
A: Kumi I wanna fuse with YOU.
K: I'm not doing the dance, I have potara somewhere if you wanna try that.
A: Awwwh but potara fusion is weaker...
K: We're not going to fight anyone during the fusion.
A: Why not! I wanna fight Kakarot.
K: Kakarot cant beat us when we're fused, your power is like Three-quarters of mine, that's way too much for Kakarot.
A: I guess...
K: So no fighting.
A: Fuck you I'm gonna go ask Kakarot how to do the dance.
K: ...I'm not fusing with you like that.
A: Fine I'll just fuse with someone else.
K: Okay. I'll fight the fusion then.
A: Oki Doki.
-Ava runs outside then flies away, time skip by 20 minutes-
K: Hmmmm...
-Kumi hears Bardock talking outside and opens the front door, seeing Bardock talking to a messy-haired fusion that is obviously part Ava-
K: Ava?
???: I'm clearly NOT Ava.
K: Oh great, who'd Ava fuse with then, Mystery fusion?
???: I'm the perfect fusion for you.
K: Who is the other half though.
???: ..The fusion of your first and last girlfriend; The ULTIMATE girlfriend.
K: Oh great Aspa fused with Ava.
B: what is even going on
K: Don't worry about it Bardock
B: OK. I'm gonna go do some business
K: You have a job?
B: Gotta make a living.
K: What do you do?
B: I sell syringes full of Planet Vegeta's healing juice.
K: On earth?
B: On earth
K: ...So you're a drug dealer..?
B: If that's what you call it then sure.
(Breaking Bardock)
???: STOP IGNORING ME!
K: I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOUR NAME ASPA-AVA
???: Uuuuuh.... -Asva!
(Av - Asva)
Av: Now listen up, We're gonna fight.
-Bardock walks away with a black bag over his shoulder-
K: Yuh-huh.
Av: And there are conditions for winning or losing.
K: I'm out.
Av: WHY?!
K: Because if you're part Ava then I clearly know what the term for you winning is.
Av: Pervert.
K: I'm not fighting you with conditions.
Av: I'll change the conditions then.
K: To?
Av: If YOU win, You can uh... what DO you want?
K: If I win, how about I don't get raped.
Av: OK. And If I win... well. Y'know.
K: Rules?
Av: No uh, No hakai-stuff for you.
K: That goes for you too, don't think I forgot about that Beerus-Hakai you've got.
Av: The one Ava absorbed. Ok.
K: Hm. What about Super Saiyan God Super Saiyan?
Av: That's fine, I'm a fusion.
K: ...
-Kumi goes SSJ3-
K: I'll just start off like this.
Av: OK.
-Asva goes SSJ3 too-
K: I'm really glad your name isn't "Aspva"
Av: Why?
K: Cause that's so much harder to say than "Asva".
Av: Hm.
K: It's just a mouthful.
Av: Mouth full of these nipples.
K: ...
Av: pft.
K: You said it yourself; You're not Ava
Av: Technically for you, I'm BETTER than Ava...~
K: Well yeah I'd much rather hang around with you than Ava... Since you're Ava AND Aspa.
Av: How flattering, such a romantic.
K: Hmph.
-Bardock comes back without the bag-
B: Oh, Kumi can I sleep in the main house for the next few days?
K: Why?
B: There's a uhm... Ticking Time Bomb in my place.
K: ...Time Bomb...?
B: Yeah and it's not gonna let me leave that room until the week ends.
K: What...?
B: Go see for yourself.
-Bardock shrugs and walks inside the main house-
K: Whatever.
-Kumi grabs Asva's wrist and vanishes-
De: Uhm..
Av: Why're we here?
K: We can't fight at my house, there's plenty of air here.
Av: But it's harder to breatheeeee...
K: Who cares.
Av: I don't even wanna fight anymore.
-Asva drops into base form, and Kumi does too-
Av: But part of me still reaaaally wants that Kumi-Cock...
K: You'd have to win a fight for that.
Av: .....
-Kumi vanishes-
