I
Am part of the Fatui
What's the Fatui you ask☹️😶🌫️🥶🙁😳😳😕😨😕??
An italian army based group in Snezhnayah filled with a bunch of horny motherfuckers. It's the City of Love after all.
It was getting boring. So i decided to travel elsewhere. Why not Mondstadt? It's unprotected anyways.
It wasn't till late at night I got there. Of course I faked my identity to get through.
Could really go for a drink.
"Excuse me? I'm new here, do you guys have like a bar or some sort?"
The weird ass lady said, "Ah yes! There is bar called Angel's Share. If you just head straight down, you should see the sign. There's also Cat's Tails, but I highly suggest you go to Angel's Share. The owner sometimes works there and I gotta say he's a snack. Gosh... here I am thinking about him again!!! 😥😥😥😥😥😖😖😖😖😖😰😰😰"
"I see... thank you"
I was able to find the place and went inside. It wasn't difficult to spot who this snack was. And I must say so myself.... he is very attractive. His cold but polite attitude towards the customers somehow made me feel warm inside. His red burning hair tied up in a ponytail moving when he moves.
"Welcome to Angel's Share. How may I help you?"
SHIT SHIT SHIT HIS VOICE
I sat on the stools. Shaking
This man was damn intimidating
"I uh.... I heard you have dandelion wine?"
He looked at me.
"You don't seem to be in any state to drink."
Aha... shit
"W-well, that's the only drink I heard of..."
"Damn that bard," he muttered.
"Is something the matter?"
"No don't worry, I'll fix you something"
Moments later he gives me what turns out to be apple cider
HILY SHIT THIS IS SO GOOD
"I can tell you like it"
I nodded.
"Now, what do you want?"
My heart dropped.
"H-huh?"
His expression was cold. He looked angry. It was hot.
oh lord jesus u can destroy me kind sir
"Drop the act you fatui scum"
My inner self was screaming crying throwing up and shitting.
DEGRADE ME MORE PLEASE 👹👹👹👹👹😍😍😍😍👿👿👿😈😈😈😈😈😩😩😩😩😩😩😩🐺🙊
"Sir idk who the fuck you are but you sure are a fine tasty man 👅👁🫦👁😝😏"
He looked at me
And smirked
After that incident I quit the fatui to get hard beating from the Holy Tsaritsa to live in Mondstadt 😚😚😚😇😇😇😇
the end
