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Disclaimer {&} note

Hey besties,

I'm gonna preface this with a thousand apologies and then let you know that this idea will bring dishonour on my family.
My Jewish babushka is currently twerking in her grave.
If she were alive, she would take a house slipper to my ass for whatever fatherless behaviour is about to ensue.

👀 is anyone still here?

CW/TW: {not an exhaustive list}

♡ stalking
♡ dub-con
♡ coercion
♡ human trafficking
♡ gun play
♡ knife play
♡ blood play
♡ cum play
♡ spitting
♡ ashtray play
♡ sadism / masochism
♡ psychological sadism
♡ breeding/forced impregnation
♡ fisting
♡ stuffing themes
♡ bulge play
♡ permanent scarring
♡ branding
♡ pegging
♡ orgasm control
♡ orgasm denial
♡ hard bondage
♡ vampirism
♡ menophilia
♡ phalloorchoalgolagnia {CBT}
♡ katoptronophilia
♡ acrotomophilia
♡ harpaxophilia
♡ somno
♡ medical torture
♡ odaxelagnia

The little hearts make it normal, right?
Right? 😭 pls don't send this to my therapist.
In order to smut responsibly, I'll add part specific TWs as well.

Additionally:

♡ These are cum shots... no plot, just porn.
♡ Updates will be infrequent depending on when I have unholy thoughts at inappropriate times.
♡ Multi fandom.
♡ Crossovers. idgaf if they haven't met canonically... if they seem like a good 3 way pairing, it's happening. My hoe energy has decreed it.
♡ All characters are 18+ pls begone minor coding thots.
♡ Per usual, reader has no described features. coz istg if I have to read one more fic where I'm told I have long blonde hair and sparkling blue orbs, I will cutely shit out my liver.

I will accept heinous requests without judgment buuuuut I do have hard limits:

🚫 zoophilia / zoosadism
🚫Infantophilia/ pedophilia / ephebophilia
🚫 necrophilia
🚫 crush
🚫 scat
🚫 emetophilia
🚫 mucophilia

This is not an exhaustive list... but you get the idea.