*Continued*
JUNGKOOK: "OH TO THE EM TO THE GEE!"
He runs towards me like an alpha male, letting out a few pent up growls and barks along the way. I bite my lip subtly. He doesn't know how much that turns me on..........
JUNGKOOK: *in a really alphalicious voice* "WHAT HAPPENED."
Y/n: "N-nothing alpha, I'm okay..."
JUNGKOOK: "No your NOT! Your covered in bruises!!!!!"
Y/n: "ok fine"
JUNGKOOK: "WHO DID THIS TO YOU?"
Y/n: "....."
JUNGKOOK: "DAMMIT! TELL ME, KIM Y/N!!!"
He slams his fists on the counter, causing a crack to form. I flinch kawaiily.
Y/n: Some robbers came and took all our valuables. They took my Texas Instruments calculator and your MacBook.
JUNGKOOK: "THEY TOOK MY KITTENS CALCULATOR? OH THEYRE GONNA GET IT..."
Y/n: "Sori I couldn't figure out how many things they took. They took my calculator, you see."
JUNGKOOK: "Are you okay?"
Y/n: "No."
JUNGKOOK: "When I find those guys..." He's shaking with rage. I've never seen him like this, at least not in front of me.
Y/n: "They went down poussy street. If you hurry I think you can catch up to them."
JUNGKOOK: *forgets about my wounds* "Better go!"
He bolts out of that room faster than lightning McQueen.
Little does he know I have a plan. I call Jimin.
JIMIN: "Hey Y/n!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Do you need me to pick you up now?"
Y/n: Yarsh!My plan was that Jimin could pick me up and take me down poussy street. There we would meet the other BTS members. Because Jungkook is so wrapped up in his mafia work that he forgot his own birthday!
As soon as Jimin comes, (😏😏😏), I hop into his car like a kawaii poggie froggie.
JIMIN: "Down poussy street, right?"
Y/n: yep. The rest of the guys have the cake taken care of.
We get to the end of poussy street and I hop out of the car. I'm the only girl there because I'm park of the boys.
Jungkook finally arrived.
JUNGKOOK: "HOW DAH YOU!"
He starts swinging on Jin
JIN: "OPEN YOUR EYES YOU FOOL!"
Jungkook opens his eyes.
JUNGKOOK: "Wha-Y/n? Why is there a cake here?"
JIN: "ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY YOU FOOL!"
JUNGKOOK: "oh yeah!"
EVERYONE: "Hapoy birthday!". . .
—Authors note because I'm like really famous—
That concludes my beat up prank fanfic! You don't need to tell me, I know it's Bussin. Stay tuned for more scrumpdiddlyumptious fanfictions!
-Yue
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