My Ex's Dad

beds and hoes

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Jen is above in the photo :)   you can imagine her how you like though

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anyways, whats everyone fav thing to do in their freetime? 

i personnaly love to sleep and eat but fr who doesnt like-

ANYWAYS 

Jen's pov:

I feel like smashing him over the head with my baseball bat , i feel like making an elephant bitch slap him into next year, i feel like...

I DONT KNOW WHAT I FEEL LIKE BUT OH MY GOD THIS BOY IS IN FOR IT.

my boyfriend, well ex now, called me about an hour ago asking if he could come over for the night of course me being the amazing, incredible and AWESOME girlfriend i am decided i would let him stay. when he got to mine i was in the shower but he new i kept a spare key under the doormat for emergencys so i knew he would let himself in. HOWEVER, what i did not expect was to walk out of the shower and see him making out with some plastic hoe ON MY BED-  LIKE WHAT AM I MEANT TO DO NOW WASH MY MATRESS?? ILL HAVE TO GET A NEW FUCKING BED FRAME ASWELL WITH ALL HER STD JUICES ON IT.

 i wasn't especially surprised when i saw that the bitch sucking my exes tounge out of it's place was imogen. she was the classic walking disease at out school, always there for any HOT guy who wants to get off.

but it's still DISGUSTING. i will never get over the fact that it had to be on my bed....

i, being my calm ordinary self, did the only normal thing to do 

"GET OUT YOU FILTHY SLUT, EW PUT SOME CLOTHES ON YOUR TITS ARE REFLECTING OUT MY MIRROR OMG IMA THROW UP GET OUT" the last bit may have come out a bit screechy but whatever

"JESUS fine calm down it's not like you gonna have to buy a new bed" imogen said whilst rolling her eyes. little does that bitch know.

"ugh i never thought i would i would end up with a man whore"

<3

that was 3 weeks ago now and life was getting boring, if your wondering yes i did get a new bed frame 

this is my new bed i quite like the simpleness)

i have decided that tonight im going to go out clubbing,                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               by myself..

and drink loads and get someone in my bed, i havent had sex for, like, a month and a half i need some spice in my life. and so i started getting ready. i went for a black dress with black heels and not heavy but quite dark makeup.

(the dress and heels)

( the makeup)

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so what does anyone think about my first chapter?

this is my first book so constructive criticism is welcomed but nothing rude :)