Chapter 1
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This takes place In chapter 1 of "my 2 Husbands" by @charrybaby3
@JayceCec: Don't be shy let me have her 😧🤲🏽
ThatDepressedPerson7: I'll fight you for her 🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺
@JayceCec: 🫵🏽👉🏽🤜🏽
ThatDepressedPerson7: 🫵🏽🔪💀
@JayceCec : 🗡
ThatDepressedPerson7: 🗡🗡⚔️🗡⚔️
@JayceCec : ok fine you win😕
ThatDepressedPerson7: I always win 🥇🥳😏
@llizana: 💣
llizana: Too bad
ThatDepressdPerson7: 💣🧨🧨🧨🧨💣💣💣🧨💣💣💣⚔️💣🧨⛓🪓🔪🗡🔪⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️🔫🔫🔫🗡🔫🗡⛓🧨💣🧨 Try me...
llizana: Haha you think you're so strong, you think you're so tough
llizana: ✝️
llizana: how about Jesus
ThatDepressedPerson7: hahahah
ThatDepressedPerson7: how about the devil 😈😈😈😈😈😈👹👹👹👹👹👹👺👺😈👿⚰️
llizana: I put them in the church ⛪️ and we are buddies
llizana: you 💀
ThatDepressedPerson7: I burned down the church 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
ThatDepressedPerson7: and got new buddies 👿👿👿👿👿😈😈😈
ThatDepressedPerson7: plus the devil himself 👺👺
llizana: you are an overlord of some kind, but worry not. After fighting you so ugly that she won't be with you anyway
ThatDepressedPerson7: she will see how I would go through hell and back (literally) just for her love
llizana: oh noh, not the beautiful inside bullshit. I will sue you for burning my property, which is indeed the church and how many people you killed along the way.
ThatDepressedPerson7: But you forgot one thing......I AM AN OVERLORD!!!!!!!
llizana: shii, she may still like you for your grace, okay you win soldier. Respect for ya. Good thing we will never meet cus I'm in the other end 😇
ThatDepressedPerson7: good day dear... one may we never meet again.
llizana: 💦
ThatDepressedPerson7: W-what is that?!?
ThatDepressedPerson7: ..because you dropped some on the floor
llizana: sweat duhh
llizana: I ain't crying
llizana: I ain't no sore loser
ThatDepressedPerson7: YEAH!! YOUR PARENTS DIDNT RAIS NO BITCH
llizana: DAMN RIGHT BOYY
llizana: ILL GET MY REVENGE
llizana: YOU WILL SNORE DO LOUD YOU WONT EVEN HEAR MY KILLER FEATHER
ThatDepressedPerson7: I WILL BE READY 😈🔪
ThatDepressedPerson7: AND MAY THE BEST MAN/WOMAN WIN!!
ThatDepressedPerson7: MY GUARD DOGS WILL RUN SO FAST YOU WONT EVEN FEEL THEM RIP YOUR HEAD OFF!!!!!!!!!!!
llizana: ok, now it's tears 💦
ThatDepressedPerson7: WHAT WOULD YOUR PARENTS THINK?!?
PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER!!
llizana: would you take my hand?
llizana: to pull me up
llizana: out of my miserable state
ThatDepressedPerson7: Bitch pull yourself up!! I ain't your servant.
llizana: where is the shocked pikachu face?
llizana: How about one last arm wrestling?
llizana: To see who wins, you still need to come closer for that.
ThatDepressedPerson7: BITCH NO IM NOT FALLING FOR THAT!!
YOU LOST GO HOME AND LEARN HOW TO FIGHT
llizana: okay, okay, FINE. Jeez *Drops the gun🔫*. But like for real I can't get up.
ThatDepressedPerson7: Well then go ask "god" to help you
llizana: ha, got you. Your inside is as ugly as a rotten tomato
llizana: and it's Proof that that she ain't having you
llizana: period you biatch 💅
ThatDepressedPerson7: Nope, she'll understand. Because you started the fight AND you tried to shoot me. I'm only being cautious.
ThatDepressedPerson7: PEROID BIACH 💅
llizana: Okay. 😭 i am really sorry, but you can feel that I got nothing on me with your holy overlord powers. I really need to get back home. Will you help me please 🥺
llizana: I need to see my mama
llizana: please biach, pleaseeeee
ThatDepressedPerson7: FINEEE *magic Hand Waves*
ThatDepressedPerson7: -you disappear-
llizana: where to?
llizana: I don't live in a dumpster
ThatDepressedPerson7: well you do now...
ThatDepressedPerson7: you never told me where your mama was.
llizana: Just around the block man, where we were. Get me back i need my umbrella.
llizana: gosh
llizana: More like overdumbass you are
ThatDepressedPerson7: BITCH I WILL LEAVE YOUR STUPID ASS IN THE DUMPSTER IF YOU DONT SHUT UP
ThatDepressedPerson7: *sends you back to your mama with the umbrella*
llizana: ok biach, how about a hug? Come here as a thank you gift
llizana: stretches Hand out**
ThatDepressedPerson7: *smacks your hand and teleports away*
llizana: 😭
YOU ARE READING
Friendship: That's our story
HumorWhat happens when two strangers meet on a reading app? read and find out. Our true story. This is a shared story I do not get all the credit. @llizana is also taking part in writing this book.
