Matt a week before school was meant to start was anxious because he still hasn't updated on his class wether or not they are online or in person learning, not because he forgot but because he just hates them and wants to suffer with not having any stabilty.
anyways.
His 6'7 ass stretches his whole body on the single bed, dogs hanging over the end of the bed curling as he moans in ecstasy of relief, he gets up from bed and goes over to his Nintendo switch to send an email to his class
*EMAIL FORMAT*
Hey gamers, erm..... dis is kinda awkward >3<
Sooooo maybe you've seen in the news but there's this deadly virus going around who we shall not name!!! (deeerppp, harry potter reference lol) so like yeeeahh and ovbs you guys have been blowing up my discord being like 'whens class brah' and im just like ghosting because i got so many bitches from tinder i gotta fuuuuuuckkkkkk looool, btw im not bragging or flexing or capping because it's actually true lol ill actually show u pics i took of them with the flash on, dw i told them its just my phone glitching out lol..... lol this is so awesome, you guys should really have sex sometime.... its EPIC!!!
Sorry, yes so class will be ONLINE learning, the classroom times will be standard and for each period I expect you to show up in the kitten-chat to be ready to enter a call, I hate zoom because I got banned from it, from reasons I SHALL NOT DISCLOSE!!! ok ughhhh since you begged >-< I got banned because I joined a chris chan protest for her to be released from prision and my background was a nsfw rule 34 of sonichu..... I thought it was poggers like dreamsmp and gogy but ovbie they didn't like it.. KREM >_< I think I self-reported in the zoom call looool.. SUSSY
k, eerrmmmmm..... buh bye :3 :P
*EMAIL ENDED*
Matt stretches with his hands clasped together behind his head and lets out a hearty laugh
'Lol that was epic, but really hard to type all of that on Nintendo switch, I should probably let them know I typed it on a Nintendo switch because it is really hard to type on a Nintendo switch and this will let them know how dedicated i am to the craft of gaming, school, typing and being awesome, so I think I'll send a follow up letter on how i wrote that on a Nintendo switch because its really hard'
*EMAIL FORMAT*
Hai... >_< just a follow up but btw I wrote that email all on a nintendo switch lol
*EMAIL ENDED*
*EMAIL FORMAT*
I just wanted to tell you guise cuz idk if u kno buttttt that's rlly hard to do..... lol.
*EMAIL ENDED*
*EMAIL FORMAT*
K, last email.... ok c u at skewl lol... too cool for skewl amirite k bye
*EMAIL ENDED*
Matt decides to get ready for the day, he gets up from his gaming chair and puts his nintendo switch into the limited edition animal crossing charging dock and begins to floss (fortnut dance) he then giggles to himself getting all giddy and skips to the bathroom.
'HUUUUURRRRGHHHHHHHHHHH GHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAA OH MY F**KING GOD, PLEASE HAVE MERCY IN ME HAYWHHSHSHAHHWEHWHWH' Matt squelches every morning apart of his routine to take a morning shit that sometimes he doesn't even need to take, he just feels he needs to push something out
Once Matt is done he goes to the sink without flushing or washing his hands and decides to clean his face with Pharrell Williams skincare line, because of this he has the need to do a live
MATTS POV:
My name is matt, lalalalala..... okie time to do a live XD
I set up my phone on my paint covered mouldy bathroom mirror and start a TikTok live with my face pushed into my neck creating an illusion of multiple chins, cuz i quirky.
Once people join I say 'GOTCHA!! LOL YOU PROBABLY THOUGHT I BECAME FAT OVERNIGHT WELLLL I DIDN'T, I HIT THE GYM!! SEE?????' I flexed my skinny man syndrome triceps and biceps with my awesome farmers tan
I read a comment that asked me why I look like that
'Wym bro, nah that's not funny what do you mean by that?' I look pass the phone with my eyes going in two different directions
'that's not even funny, like you can't just say that to someone, especially me, you know how it triggers me, you know i had to shave my head because of my male pattern baldness, that's not even funny broe, like what do you actually mean by that? what were you gonna acomplish by that? that wasn't even funny, nobody's laughing you actually just destroyed my self confidence'
all. of. my. comments. were. laughing. emojis.
'FUCK YOU GUYS' I sobbed and ended the live
I will never love the same again....
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Bofem Academy (quarantine era)
ChickLitBofem Academy has just finished it's Christmas holidays, schools back in session but covid won't be so forgiving... that's why Bofem has decided to bring the school ONLINE! Not using Microsoft teams or zoom, but Discord for his classroom! will the c...
