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I was using a incorrect Quote Generator and... This happened (I had too much fun with this)

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Umbra: Okay, truth or dare?
Penumbra: Truth
Umbra: How many hours have you slept this week?
Penumbra:
Penumbra: ...Dare
Umbra: Go to bed.
Penumbra: I don't like this game.

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Umbra: Dear friends, your Christmas gift this year... is me. That's right, another year of friendship. Your membership has been renewed.

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Store Worker: Would a Mx. Commander please come to the front desk?
Commander, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?
Store Worker: points to Fehler and DJ
Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?
Fehler and DJ, simultaneously: We got lost :(
Commander: I didn't even bring you guys here with me-

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Lord Sinister, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him
Umbra: You did WHAT–
Jaxe: William Snakepeare

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*Fehler and DJ sitting in jail together*
DJ: So who should we call?
Fehler: I'd call Commander, but I feel safer in jail

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Scout: In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity?
Mortar: *turning to Rocketeer* How tall are you?

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Scout: We need to get through this locked door. Mortar, give me your credit card.
Mortar: Here.
Scout, pocketing it: Thanks. Rocketeer, kick down the door.

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Mini: What's a word thats a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?
Ranger: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-
Accel: Smad.

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Ranger: I trust Accel.
Mini: You think they know what they're doing?
Ranger: I wouldn't go that far.

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Ranger: We need a distraction.
Accel: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?
Scout, whispering: My time has come

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Penumbras: *Screams*
Umbra: *Screams louder to assert dominance*
Swamp Monster: Should we do something?!
Jaxe, observing: No, I want to see who wins this.

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Swamp Monster: Why are Umbra and Penumbras sitting with their backs to each other?
Jaxe: They had a fight.
Swamp Monster: Then why are they holding hands?
Jaxe: They get sad when they fight.

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Swear Warning 

Cop: You're receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.
Umbra: Shit.
Penumbras: Wait, three?
Cop: Yeah?
Swamp Monster: OH MY GOD JAXE FELL OFF!!!

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Freezer: Pyromancer... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?
Pyromancer: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.
Freezer:
Freezer: I wrote sanitize, Pyromancer.

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Swear Warning

Fehler: *Walking in to a room* Sorry I'm late... I was... doing things.
*Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*
Gladiator: *Out of breath* THEY PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN' STAIRS.

Mk I'ma stop now.