Undetermined And Unmotivated (Coward Male Reader)

Chapter 1.5

(Forgot to put Lazy for the MC I'll do it later)

Fuuuuuuuuuuck why did (Y/N) accept this? Divines help me!

'Akatosh': Nah bro, you're on your own.

'Arkay': I've gotta go.... Eat dinner! Yeah i gotta eat dinner!

'Clavicus "motherfucking" Vile': you know, I could-

'All Divinites': SHUT UP CLAVICUS

'Clavicus "motherfucking" Vile': *dejected* okay..

Y/N: Y/N thinks Y/N is going insane.

Ozpin is simply drinking from his infinite mug watching Y/N as he slowly decends into insanity

Ozpin: *ahem*

Y/N casually glances at Ozpin and Ozpin sees the look of a madman.

Ozpin: why did I allow him to teach in here?! The constructers have finished the elevator... A-Are you ok?

Y/N grabs a full coffee mug and finishes it in .15 seconds.

Y/N: I HAVE BEEN AWAKE FOR 15 DAYS STRAIGHT AND I'M READY TO EITHER FIGHT GOD OR BECOME HIM.

Ozpin: I-I'm just gonna-

Ozpin hastily speeds off and the camera pans to Y/N who magically disappears causing the camera to look around before pointing to the ceiling to see Y/N barely holding onto the wooden beams.

Y/N: Y/N #2 says Jacob is gone is this true?

The camera nods and Y/N falls down into a bed and he falls asleep

Josh walks into Y/N's room and sees him asleep.

Josh looks at the camera and pulls out a sign that says "You saw nothing" as he crawls under the cover and the illusion goes away showing it was a certain ice-cream waifu.

Neo!

HAHA YOU EXPECTED NEO BUT IT WAS I!

DIO!

*Cut!*
*Take 2, Action!*

It was Neo!

The camera quickly looks away and goes to Ozpin

Ozpin: I-Is what i saw true? How could he finish a mug? I gave him one of my infinite mugs and he finished it?! I-I need to consult a therapist...

Ozpin bumps into the camera causing the camera man to fucking die.

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

            IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE!

War, War Never changes.

I stole 1 Sweetroll, just one! And figures i left all my money at home, oh well

| i'll pay off my bounty (5 lien)
| You caught me, take me to jail
| You'll never catch me! <

(Vale Police Officer) VPO: Then pay with your blood!

I simply tap him a little too hard and he dies, So i grab all of his loot and get tf out of there

(To Mangerie)

Shopkeeper: So how'd you get all of this? And why is there blood on it?

Y/N: .... I found it?

Shopkeeper: hmmmm.. Alright here's the money

The shopkeeper hands me 15,000 Lien

Y/N notices the VPD outaide the shop so he quickly leaves but an officer notices him.

VPO#2: Hey wait, I know you...

| I'll pay off my bounty (5,000 lien) <
| You're making a mistake!

VPO#2: Ok, But don't go causing trouble again! Come with me and we'll take any and all stolen goods.

Y/N Nods hastily and appears infront of the Police department. Finding the sweetroll is gone.

Y/N: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU-

There used to be 15 other "countries/islands" but only Manegerie, Atlas, Vale, Vacuo, and Patch still remain. Due to the onslaught caused by Y/N.

(539 words)
(i was bored and wanted to write whike thinking of what to do for the rewrite of 'The smell of Gunpowder')