Season 3 Chapter 1: Traveling with a Smug Witch

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A/N: Yay, it starts again!

Fuck the last version of season 3, it was shit

Let's get back to real shit, where Y/N beat up everyone that look weirdly at his loving smug Witch

Oh, and for obvious reason the end of Season 2 is now not canon, because fuck you







Narrator POV


In a world, full of magic, and witch that ALL love bread for no reason, stood a man, ready to ma-

Y/N: I'M BACK BITCHES! ALL HAIL THE GREAT Y/N!

???: Could you stop yelling at 4 A.M?! I was sleeping nicely but you had to ruin it!

Y/N: It's already noon the fuck you mean morning?

???: Still, you could just let me sleep more........

Y/N: Wake the fuck up Elaina, we have a country to invade

Elaina, Y/N's loving and smug witch, that he love beyond everything

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Elaina, Y/N's loving and smug witch, that he love beyond everything

Hell, he killed gods just for her

Anyway, back to the story

Elaina: Seriously....... What time is it now?

Y/N: 2 P.M

Elaina: Alright....... 'It's time to make the donut' is that how you say it?

Y/N: Yup, and you did it well. Let's get going. Amnesia is already waiting for us

Elaina: Still angry at her

Y/N: I mean, she saw me bathing, that's all

Elaina: ......Are you kidding me?

Y/N: Yes 

Elaina: You're lucky you're my fiancé, or else I would already have beat the shit out of you

Y/N: You can't hurt me though-

ONE PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCH!

In one hit, Y/N was on the ground, in pain, as Elaina pouted

Elaina: You shouldn't play with my feelins like that........

Y/N: A-And you shouldn't hit me like a fucking truck......... Gosh it hurts..........

???: What happened here?

Looking to the owner of the voice, the couple saw a white haired girl with emeraled colour eyes, looking at them

Looking to the owner of the voice, the couple saw a white haired girl with emeraled colour eyes, looking at them

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