(HI! I finished this book around a year ago so I don't have a clue what's going on but people wanted one more chapter so that's what I'm gonna do. In this book Y/N is female but as of now I only write male Y/N so if I use the wrong pronouns I am sorry)
"Jesus Christ Techno! This was supposed to be an in-and-out mission! Where are you?!" Y/N yelled into the walkie-talkie as she passed back and forth.
There was a grunt from the other side of the phone. "Thanks for asking if I'm doing ok! Your so kind!" Y/N rolled her eyes "I'm at skull rock. I'm surrounded by a bunch of maniacs"
Y/N sighed and placed her walkie-talkie and her belt and flew into the sky. "I can't be bothered to deal with this." She grumbled.
As she flew over Skull rock she spotted Techno swinging his sword at a group of men dressed in funny outfits. Y/N's face scrunched up at the sight of the clothing. It was ugly.
She landed not too far away and pulled out her sword. She whistled grabbing the funky-looking men's attention. "Look mate, I'm not in the mood to get blood on my hands so I request that you and your weird-looking friends piss off" Y/N spoke to what she thought to be the leader of the group.
"You're the girl" The man spoke with a Russian accent.
"No, I'm a man."
"Wait? Really?"
Y/N scoffed gesturing to her body and looking back up at the man. "No? Wait you are so dumb."
She ran forwards stabbing one of the men in the heart, pulling her sword out to see one of his organs on the top of her sword. "Ew."
Y/N slashed her sword in the air making the organ fly of her sword hitting another man in the head. She stifled a laugh at the shocked expression on the man's face.
"Sorry mate, I think I just stole his heart." She spoke guessing that the two men were lovers by the matching wedding rings on their fingers.
She quickly spun around sensing someone behind her and quickly shielded herself with her sword. Metal on metal was heard as the pair pushed their swords against one another.
"You will pay for killing my lover!" The man who was currently attacking Y/N yelled.
She furrowed her eyebrows looking down at the man's finger seeing the same ring the other two men were wearing. "Someone is either cheating on one another or your polly. Which is fine I respect it."
"Do you normally talk this much when fighting?" The still angered man said.
"Right. Sorry" Y/N apologised knocking the sword out of the man's hand and stabbing him in the eye.
She smiled, wiping the blood off her hands and looked up when she heard a bow and arrow. She watched as the third of the polly men fell to the floor with an arrow in his heart.
"That was a bit mean." She heard a deep voice behind her and grinned turning around to see Techno with his arms folded.
"Well, at least they can live happily ever after in heaven." She said walking past Techno and patting his arm twice. "Or hell whichever one you prefer."
"I could use a nice sandwich right now." Techno said walking alongside his lover of a year.
"When we get home I'll make us both a sandwich. What kind you want?."
"Hmmm. Ham."
Y/N slowly turned to look at Techno "isn't that cannibalism?."
"Technically no but people might class it as cannibalism." He responded, shrugging.
"...right." Y/N said, slowly nodding her head and facing forwards again.
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When the pair got home they were met by a very happy Steve.
"Steve! Oh my god! Hi buddy!" Y/N yelled as the giant polar bear jumped on top of her. Steve grounded happily, licking his owner's cheek.
Out of the corner of her eye, Y/N saw Techno roll his eyes and turn around.
"What? Jealous that Steve gets more attention from me than you?" She said standing up after pushing the heavy bear off her.
"Not at all." Techno said taking off his cape.
"Sure, whatever." Y/N said walking past Techno into the kitchen not before pecking his cheek. "Still can't believe you eat ham."
"And you eat chicken!." Techno yelled into the kitchen.
"Just because I have wings doesn't mean I'm a chicken!" Y/N yelled back then grumbled to herself "chickens can't even fly."
After making the two sandwiches Y/N set them down on the table in front of the sofa. She sat down next to Techno letting her head fall onto his shoulder as she ate her sandwich.
"You know, sometimes I wish I never met you," Y/N stated.
Techno scoffed and looked down at his girlfriend. "What's that supposed to mean?."
"I'm the Death God. Death Techno! People are meant to be scared of me. I'm supposed to be scary! But then I met you and I became soft."
Techno smiled down at her and played with her hair. "You and me both."
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I didn't know how to finish it. ANYWAYS THIS BOOK IS NOW FINISHED NO MORE CHAPTERS I WILL ALWAYS HATE THIS BOOK.
I have a male reader x male characters book if you want to go read that.🤯
-Issac (:
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Fanfiction🕊 In a world where there are gods and danger you would think it would scare a little girl like y/n but no when she was younger her parents were murdered in front of her but she didn't care she liked the look of the dead bodies. Now she is growing u...
