Dangerous lifestyle (Peter Parker one shots.)

Please accept us.

Sorry for the video... it breaks my heart. Poor Peter... my baby.. I really need to watch homecoming again.. but there's so much trauma to my poor baby.. in all the Spider-Man movies.. why!!!!!! That's my MAN YOUR HURTING!!
Eating cool ranch Doritos!! Did you know that cool ranch is Tom Hollands favorite Dorito flavor? It's mine also!
One of my favorite quotes: "It's all about finding the calm in the chaos."
AHHH!! I was scared to post this one shot but I  am. ❤️

I'm upset I don't see any little space Peter Parker content like at all!!! So I made this Spideypool one.
(Little Space. Peters a little and Wades his Cg. No bad content!! Peter is a Little due to trauma and anxiety, not because of other stuff, attention, or "Not family friendly stuff." If you are confused on what a little is, please look up what it is. No hate please.) Trigger warning: Panic attack, Yelling, Arguing.

Pov: Peter
Wade went home after our date. I really miss him. I stare at a picture of him on my phone while  laying in bed. No one can know about Wade. If Anyone knew I was dating Deadpool ... well.. I would be toast. It would be horrible. Spider-Toast, Spider Toast, does whatever Toast can, look out here comes the Spider-Toast. Wades no longer killing people, but that doesn't mean he didn't before. It's been a few years though..but Tony still hates him. The good thing is that Tony doesn't know that Wade is Deadpool. But I'm still scared to introduce them anyway... it's not because Tony would hate me for being bi, no.. he would accept me. I'm just scared he won't accept Wade. I mean.. Wades face is covered in scars just like the rest of his body. Wades jokes a lot and he's always bouncing around the place.. like me. Tony might not like that... Wade also has a criminal history. When he was only 8 he became a orphan.. and he robbed a gas station. He was captured and taken to juvenile detention until he was 10. But what I'm scared the most about is Tony finding out that Wade is my Cg and I am a little. Will Tony think it's weird that I use a pacifier.. and that I act like a toddler?  I don't have to tell him... I'll just let him meet Wade and everything will be ok, right? But if Tony finds out that I didn't tell him that I'm dating Deadpool.. he will be mad.. if I don't tell him and he never finds out, I can't hang out with Wade when he's Deadpool... we can't go on patrol, we can't go on walks.. we can't do anything together when he's Deadpool.

The next day

Pov: Wade
I sit in my apartment thinking holding Peter in my arms.. Peter: "Maybe.. maybe we tell him that your Deadpool.. maybe everything will be fine.. no. We can't.. he will never let us be together.. I don't know what to do anymore."
Wade: "I think we should tell him.. I know he trusts you. He trusted you enough to be Spider-Man. He trusted you enough to go to Germany, he trusts you enough to own your own tech lab. He should trust you enough to stay safe with me."  Peter: "I don't know.. this time is different. I'm scared that he's going to get mad." Wade: "If he gets mad at you, I'll be there to protect you." Peter: "I meant if he gets mad at you." Wade: "Peter. Sooner is better then later. The longer we lie and keep this hidden, the worse it will be when the truth comes out." Peter: "I guess.. I'm just scared." Peter stands up and grabs a stuffed monkey. He holds it like it's the only thing keeping him breathing.  He walks over to me and sits down. Peter: "I just don't want to lose Tony's trust.. I just want to be happy." Wade: "I know, BabyBoy. I know. It's getting late, you should go back to the tower before he becomes worried. I love you, BabyBoy." Peter: "I love you too, Pool." He's hands me the monkey and walks out the door.  Peter: "Bye, Bye, Wade!" Wade: "Bye, BabyBoy." I watch as he walks away and into a alley way. I wait a bit and watch as he swings away in his Spider-Man costume. That's my little spider. If only I could gain Tony's trust..

Pov: Peter
I make my way to the tower after patrol. After Mays death..I've been living at the tower.  (she died in a car accident.)I check the time. 9:25 pm I go into Tony's lab because I know he will be in there. What if he takes the suit away..? What if he kicks me out.. I knock on his door. Tony: "Come in." Peter: "Hi, Tony." Tony: "How was patrol?" Peter: "It was ok. Very boring. Only got stabbed once." Tony: "YOU GOT STABBED?!" Peter: "Bruce took care of it, I'm fine." Probably shouldn't have said anything about the stab.. Tony: "YOU NEED TO BE MORE CAREFUL!"  Peter: "Sorry.." Tony: "Man.. your gonna give me gray hairs." Peter: "I Uh.. have a few things I need to tell you." Tony: "What?" Peter: "I uh.. I'm in love with someone." Tony: "Congrats! So, who's the lucky girl? Is it Mj?" Peter: "No.. uh.. I'm Bi, he's my boyfriend. His name is Wade." Tony: "Ooooh! So you have boyfriend?" Peter: "Yeah. I was.. uh wondering if he could come over sometime.. he knows about the whole Spider-Man thing and me living here." Tony: "Sure, how about tomorrow?" Peter: "Ok.. maybe we can have all the avengers meet him?" Tony: "If he's fine with it and they are too." Peter: " I already talked to him about it, he's excited to maybe meet you guys. A bit worried though.. well maybe major."

Pov: Peter
Time to tell the avengers I'm bi.. what can go wrong? Tony calls a minute and I stand in front of everyone.
Clint: "What's going on? I was trying to sleep in the vents." Tony: "Peter has some.. News." Tony smirks at me. Peter: "I uh.. I'm bi.. I have a boyfriend and I wanted to invite him over sometime.. is that ok..?" Wanda: "Wooo!! Of course!" Nat: "Knew it."  Steve: "Sure. Good job kid." Loki: "I will murder him if he hurts you. What's his name?" Peter: "Wade Wilson."
Clint: "So your names are Wee Wee and Pee pee?" Peter: "CLINT BARTON, I WILL WEB YOUR MOUTH SHUT!" Clint: "Sorry.."
I watch as Clint whispers something to Bruce. Peter: "What did he say?" Bruce: "He said you're not scary at all and nothing like a spider. He said your more like a angry puppy." Clint: "BRUCE!" Peter: "Eh, whatever." Tony: Well kid, I think your boyfriend is aloud over." Thor: "When will your boy of the friend come over?" Peter: "Tomorrow." Oh crap.. tomorrow. There's no turning back now.. I could tell Wade to act like he's sick and can't come? No.. there's no stopping now. Peter: "Well patrol was hard, I'm going to sleep! Goodnight." I run up to my room and hid onto my ironman plushie as I sulk into my pillow. Everything's fine, everything's great.. I just have to tell everyone my boyfriend used to be a murder and he's Deadpool.. oh and the fact that I'm a little.. who knows how this will go. Probably terrible. I decide to call Wade. Wade: "Hey, BabyBoy!" Peter: "So, I asked everyone if you could come over and they said it's ok. I'm just nervous about telling them everything else.." Wade: "Don't worry Peter. We can convince them that I'm now a good person."  Peter: "I guess.. maybe."

PART 2 SOON!!