Do NOT Let The ROB Become The Dimensional Group Chat Admin!!! [Rewrite]

A main character's schemes

--- Ishigami Yu's POV ---

*Ding*

[Good Slime: WHEREAREYOUAT?????]

I am currently in my basement back in my original world if you're asking, experimenting with Orochimaru's head, and learning the forbidden scrolls I stole from Naruto world.

Though, rather than narrating my thoughts to you, read[redacted]rs, I should be telling that to the angwy Rimuru in the Chat room instead.

*Ding*

[Administrator Y: Home]

Umu, great job, me. I know you can do it, me. Way to go, me.

Suddenly... *Ding*

[Good Slime: Why the hell didn't you tell me?]

The slime asked, but then he chatted once more.

[Good Slime: Us*] The slime rephrased.

[Administrator Y: I want to learn techniques from the scroll that I just stole.]

[Good Slime: You... ]

Call me an ass or whatever, but I definitely don't want to deal with too much trouble in that world.

Simply speaking... I'll have someone else solve the whole Madara thing in that world's future.

And the forbidden scroll was actually my target all along.

I'm sorry, "forbidden SCROLLS".

That's right, Hiraishin, Multi-shadow clones, and Reanimation.

"So I am now transported to a dark sketchy place... I shouldn't have trusted that kid in the first place." These words are voiced by the red-haired lass who suddenly just got transported into my basement.

"Welcome Karin-kun~ how is your trip?" I asked whilst turning back to look at her.

Huh? She's sweating bullets right now, I wonder what happened.

Ah... Now that I change Universal Affinity's perception to a third person I understand...

The girl's looking at the figure of Ishigami Yu, white lab coat, a bloodied scalpel in his bloodied gloved hand, and the guy's smiling at her with neon magenta eyes shining from the darkness.

Having Orochimaru's head sitting down on the table with a smile on his face does not make it better either.

Welp, that will be hard to explain.

"KYAAAAAAAAAAAAA—"

Let me rephrase, it will be VERY hard to explain.

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-Currently calming the terrified Karin, Please stand by-

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Yeah, I guess I should pay attention to the members a little bit more but--- hey! I was curious more about Orochimaru's Senjutsu Okay!?

Currently, the lights in the basement are up.

Though, rather than spending some time to calm her down, it somehow goes from there to us having banter instead.

"Here, I only decapitate the baddies, see? His guy is bad. B • A • D. Okay~~? I don't hurt cute girls like you, Okay???" While saying that, I poke Orochimaru's smiling face with my scalpel.