"Harry! Get up, you'll be late for class!" Dumbledoor screamed at the child who lived.
"Onii-chan, why r u bothering me desu?"
"We're gonna be late. George and Hermine are waiting at prom for us."
Harry lifted his massive dump truck off his doggie bed and whipped and naenaed over too his big brother.
They got on their golf carts and began to drive to prom, but then Draco Malfoi stopped them.
"Stop gremlins!" The ginger screamed.
"誰もあなたを愛していないあなたは臭い白人男性!" Harry hit Malfio with his car and the ginger exploded all over the marble hallways.
Harry made it to prom and gave Cho Chang a big kiss on the cheek.
"Hello my beloved!"
George and Hermine fazed through the walls.
"Hello, Harry." They said in their Irish accents.
"I'm Harry Styles." said Harry Styles in the voice of that one TikTok guy.
"Not you Harry. Don't you have some sugar melons to water?"
Harry Styles used his platform Gucci slides and floated away.
"Now we can dance!" Said James Potter, holding Snapes hand lovingly because they are lovers.
They all platonically kissed and morphed into Norbert the Norwegian Ridgeback.
They began to terrorize Hogwartz until Draco Malfoi's severed limbs rolled into the prom.
He used his floating arm to slay the beast.
"Yaaaaas! Slay Queen!" said RuPaul from the stage. "You are America's next Drag Superstar!"
And then everyone clapped.
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Harry and the Potters
Teen FictionHarry Potters I've recently read none of the Harry Potter books and felt inspired to write this fanfiction. I value the characters being canon compliant and accurate above all else and hopefully that reflects in this story. I would like to thank my...
