*Door slowly opens* Y/n' sees kikimora's insides crawl slowly in* (Y/n's thoughts) Omg I can't let belos know I'm not kikimora... *y/n runs to the door and slips on kikimoras insides* KIKIMORA. COME BACK HERE MY LEFT TOE IS STILL CRUSTY *Belos says angrily* *Y/n falls the the ground* (y/n thoughts) : omg that it if I get up from kikimoras insides belos will know it's me and I'll be done for.... *belos walks to Y/n (with his dogs out) (and all the dirt from the floor sticks to belos's feet because the potion lotion™🄴🄳🄰 didn't dry* *belos stops in his tracks and thinks for a second* ... Wait you aren't Kikimora 😡 Kikimora hasn't have those messaging skills *belos rips off kikimora's skin suit thing*
Y/n: h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-ey belos...*y/n says in a kawii awkward voice* *belos punch's Y/n in the face and they pass out*
ah- where am I?... (Y/n thoughts) *y/n opens their eyes in elegance* I'M AT THE PRISON! why didn't I thought of getting into prison in the first place?? Idk the writer is stupid well I need to get out first..... *y/n looks around the prison in their sell and they spot a certain someone they met*
Omg... HUNTER IS THAT YOU?!? 🤭🤭🤭 *Y/n drools*🤤
first of all shut up human and yes I am guarding you because holy Lord emperor belos commanded me to do so ᴬⁿᵈ ᵗᵒᵒ ᵇᵃᵇʸˢᶦᵗ ᵏᶦᵏᶦᵐᵒʳᵃ'ˢ ᶦⁿˢᶦᵈᵉˢ...
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OMG KIKIMORA?!?!?!? *UHFJUGUBIKNFG kikimora dying organ noise*
Really thank you for this amazing experience human 😒
Aww your welcome huntey 🥺🥺🥺🤗🤗
If you call me that again I'll chop your head off
(Y/n's thoughts) okay I need to escape and find pew paw philip but the big question is how do I escape?? Hmmmmmmmmmm
*Ggggkeqqqqqqqqqqqq kikimora organ noise*whats that kikimora? ᵁᵍʰ ʷʰʸ ᵘⁿᶜˡᵉ... ᵂʰʸ ᵐᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ᶦˢ ʰᵉˡˡ
*golden guard golden guard please go to the artifact room the head of the bard coven is doing gay activity with a wild witch golden guard go to the artifact room thank you *steves says from the speakers*
Hunter: ugh not again! DON'T DO SOMETHING STUPID HUMAN *hunter leaves* Okay it's just me and you kikimora *Y/n winks* *kikimora angry organ noise 😡😡😡😡* I know you love me kiki *ding! *Y/N magicly breaks the prison bars and Y/n pisses on kikimora In the process OK I'm out! *y/n looks around the prison going left and right trying to find pew paw philp but they find nothing... (Y/n thoughts) OMG THIS IS SO ANNOYING
maybe he is dead... NO NO *Y/N cries cutely out loud in their head* HE CAN'T BE.... Y/n cutely remembers about the artifact room maybe theirs an artifact that can help them figure out if Philly Philly is dead
*y/n runs out of the prison in a gayly way and they enter the artifact room to see a huge ass puddle portal in the middle of the room (portal is blue green and pink) and Y/n sees hunter running towards the puddle portal and jumps in* *portal closes* *Y/n runs after hunter*
*portal closes* (Y/n thoughts) omg... Where am I??... *y/n finds themselves in a room *y/n speaks*
y/n: h-hello? you: y/n: HOLY SHIT READER?!??!? you: y/n: I can hear you thats amazing! I mean im amazing... ofc~ Y/n: well I guess do you know a human called Philip here? You: Y/n: well okay Ill leave your coom cave Y/n: WELL so where is he?!?! okay now Ill leave
*y/n runs out of the shack and starts walking to the nearby village they just saw AND THEN suddenly-* "UGH MY LEFT MIDDLE YOUNG TOE!!" *someone says in a annoyed British voice*"WATCH WHERE YOUR GOING BISH"
"omgf I'm so sorry I was looking for someone and I was a hurry- ugh I'm so stupid- did I ruin your white girl toe nails?- *Y/n says in a main disniy white homophobic character voice*
"ugh it's fine🫤😑🫥🫥😐😐🙄🙄" "Even though i just came out of the spa- because their where that bard and old lady doing illegal unnatural disgusting and unnatural gay stuff like huging- and- ki-s-s-ssing... ewwhshsish 🤭🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮😷"
"I think they sound pretty cute together-" *y/n says confidentilly*
"HOW DARE YOU DIFFEY THE LAWS THE NATURE?!?"
"UGH SHUT UP YOU-"
"IT'S PHILiP 😡👈"
"W-what? Philip?" "Yes my name is philip Wittebane-" "Pp-p-philip.... Omg 😣😖😖😭😭" "What.? " *y/n can't hold themselves they can't believe that they found philip... * "Ugh I'm going, I have better business to attend to😑" "W-w-wait philip... All this time that I've been looking for you... Please tell me"
"WHAT IS IT ALREADY. " "How did you get to the human realm??" "That is mer information I cannot share with you, if you need it dearly we can arrange. A former payment. "
*Y/n starts to boil in Jerry ALL THIS TIME I SEARCHED FOR YOU. ALL THAT BELOS TOE TRAUMA*
"What? " *philip says in a British accent*
*Y/N PICK UP A BIG ASS ROCK AND AIMED FOR PHILIPS MIDDLE TOE BUT THEY SMASHED PHILIPS LEFT TOE*
"OW- THAT'S IT I'VE BEEN TO NICE TO YOU Y/N IT'S OVER. " *philip says in a British accent*
*y/n blacks out. *
I want to thank Tosted_key_signature for the ideas and yeah have a great day everyone! BYEE
