A/n: i know its been like 20 billion years but heres a new story.
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So, in Indiana we take the ISTEP (standardized test) and at lunch they were handing out our testing schedules and we were called up in groups of like 32. So they call my group in alphabetical order. So they call everyones names and we go to the stage. (The stage is connected to the cafeteria) and the one guy Allen doesn't show up. (Background time!: so for the past few day the "it" couple Kenzie and Allen had been fighting and they had just broken up. [they're back together now] UPDATE: apparently they aren't back together and are "working things out" and apparently Kenzie's best friend kissed allen) and everyone knew Kenzie and Allen were a couple so the rest of us are sitting on the stage, with the dividers pulled closed. So he call Allen's name a few more times. (He had walked out because he had just broken up with Kenzie and Kenzie was crying hysterically.) and so our principle precedes to ask "Kenzie, do you know where Allen is?) OVER THE FUCKING LOUD SPEAKER! And in that moment it was silent. No one said anything, then there was the audible gasp. Even the principle was realizing the mistake.
And little ole me was sitting on the stage with 31 other kids lets out the biggest "oh my god" on the planet and everyone hears me. And i was mortified. Like all 31 kids, including Allen, who decided to walk his happy ass in at that moment, heard me. And then after that like 1 minute of silence, everyone, and i mean everyone, was talking about it.
