The depressing shit

Part 2 (long awaited)

"Black Raisin Cookie..? But.. I killed you.!"

Pure Vanilla said in shock

"Don't you know? I ate the immortal ass cheek so now I CANT die"
Black Raisin said in a scary voice

He couldn't believe it.

after I heard this information I start to reload my gun with anti-immortal ass bullets

"I'm sorry Black Raisin.. I can't have any witnesses."

Pure Vanilla's glare stared right through her

Black Raisin cookie caught the anti-immortal ass bullets and started shoving them in Pure Vanilla's dead child's ass.

Pure Vanilla grabbed Dark Cacao's sword outta his hat Mary Poppins style. And quickly sliced Black Raisin and the weird child thing into a lot of pieces.

Pure vanilla looked back at his partner reflecting on what just happened and shrugged throwing the sword at the totally real dog

The dog grew twice it's size, and changed its shape to reflect a giant foot, using its toes to grab Pure Vanilla and squeeze him.

Pure vanilla knew there was only one way to get put of this, so he clenched his giant ass cheeks so hard it created a

rip in space and threw the foot in the rip.

Not only the foot went into the space rip, everyone started to get sucked in!

Pure Vanilla grabbed onto the nearest pole as hard as he could.

he preformed some last minute tricks while the rip throws dollar bills agreeing to let him live if he goes on a date with it.

Pure Vanilla considered the option, but then accidentally sharted in the rip.

It was so disgusted it closed up, and then glared at him and ran away to another universe.

After the rip left him pure Vanilla realized, if a rip in space liked his pole dancing so would others! he decided to get a job at the local gay bar.

his parents were disappointed that he would drop his job as a doctor to be a male stripper but at least he got the cool nickname "Dirty Vanilla"

No longer Pure, Dirty Vanilla started a new life. He sold drugs to children, popped balloons, and drank mud. No one knew what caused this rash behavior.

One day, as he was doing his job he saw custard cookie walk in!! "custard.. are you, A DIRTY HOMOSEXUAL?!"
he put his hand on his anti-gay gun waiting for an answer.

(in custards pov) "n-n-n-n-n-no 😣👉👈" *shaking while pissing a little* "i-i-i-i-i w-w-w-w-would n-n-n-n-never"

Pancake followed custard in the bar

"Hey, kitten. have u found the drug-"

Pancake paused when he saw Dirty Vanilla with the gun

dirty vanilla shot the anti-gay gun at them, but no bullets came out, instead it was a flag that read "HOLY SHIT YOU'RE GAY? ME TOO!"

Pancake and custard shart in excitement (and relief) and continued their night until they decided to not tip dirty vanilla at all.

Dirty Vanilla was furious, he deserved that tip. He grabbed his old friend the shotgun and shot both Pancake and custard in the face.

The blood was everywhere, lucky enough they were wanted dead so dirty vanilla got 100 million dollars, and the shotgun got its own house. Dirty Vanilla decided that only fans was a good side job during this time too.

the only fans job was going good and dirty vanilla posted regularly after work but he started getting extra late shifts and couldn't post as much. his followers didt take to kindly of this.

The next morning Dirty Vanilla woke to a angry crowd gathered at his door. They broke down the door and began tearing him apart limb by limb to cook him at their next friendly barbeque.

dirty vanilla loved the feeling, all his fans realized he was being turned on by this action, so they got his consent to shoot an only fans video with him, but shotgun was so jealous that he got out his new home and whipped out his enormous, giant, beautiful cock and shot half the people there.

but none of them died... they weren't angry either... they- LIKED IT?!? instead of blood they were covered head to toe in thick white liquids.

They all had a giant gang bang session

shot gun decided to leave and went to a bar instead. He asked to talk to the owner. "Bro, what would you do of the person you liked was a famous porn star who had sex with almost every one?" shotgun asked. The owner thought for a second. "I would make a sex video with them saying 'sex with my lover' or something I guess, let everyone know who's boss" the owner said carelessly
Shotgun's eyes lit up and left instantly about to ask dirty vanilla to make a video with them.

[meanwhile in dirty vanillas mind]
....cock....

Dirty Vanilla agreed and they made a video. After it blew up on the internet, it turned out shotgun rigged the video and it blew them up in real life.

The end.