Uchiha

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Deidara POV
When i woke up again, i realized that i had to serve lunch in a few minutes. I quickly untangled myself from Itachi and tried to get up, only for me to fall right down again.
"Aw, someone can't walk?" He teased.
"Fuck you, Itachi. Look what you did!" I yelled.
He picked me up and put me back on the bed.

"You know, you're really light. Have you been eating well?" He asked.
Remembering all the times i've given my food to my younger siblings, i decided to lie.
"Yes, i've been doing well." I lied.
"Don't lie to me, Dei." He said.
"How do you know i'm lying?" I asked.
"Your mouth always moves a bit off its usual angle when you do." He said.

"What the hell? How'd you figure that out?" I said.
"It's obvious." He responded.
I heard the bell ring, and i reached for my clothes.
"Help me get my clothes, idiot." I insulted.
"Fine." He said.
He gave me my clothes and put it on for me.
"I can do it myself y'know." I said.
He ignored me and put on his clothes.

"You stay here, and i'll tell mother that i sent you out on a few errands." He said.
"Okay fine." I said.
I rested my head on the pillows and instantly fell asleep.

Naruto POV
Uchiha? was all i was thinking the first few minutes of class.
An Uchiha was sitting right next to me, and a Haruno was sitting right next to the Uchiha. We were all sneaking glances at each other.
Sasuke snuck glances at me, I snuck glances at Sasuke and Sakura, and Sakura snuck glances at Sasuke.

It was odd in all honesty.
After class, I headed straight for Kiba. Kiba was my best friend, and the only one who knew i was an Uzumaki.
"Kiba, there's an Uchiha!" I yelled
"Who?" He questioned.
"The new guy!" I yelled back.
As soon as i said that, Sasuke showed up from behind me.

"Naruto, is it?" He asked.
"U-uh.." I stammered.
An Uchiha was actually talking to me!
You got this, play it normal.
"Yeah. Naruto Umino." I said.
"Can i see your class schedule?" He asked.
After checking, he gave it back to me.
"Looks like we have almost all the same classes." He said.

W H A T? My freshman year was ruined!
"Can you show me around the school?" He asked.
"Sure." I said.
As we left, i noticed he kept staring at Kiba.
What's up with that?

After showing him around, i led him back to Kiba.
"Thanks." He said.
"No problem!" I responded.

Sasuke POV
I haven't seen anyone cuter than him. Were Umino really that cute?
"Thanks."
"No problem!"
He had the most beautiful pair of blue eyes i have ever seen, and he looked like the sky. Bright yellow for his hair, blue for the sky, and tan for the sunlight.

He sounded so cute too. Perfect. While i continued staring at him, a redhead came out of nowhere and hit him on the head.
"Naruto! Where are my notebooks, did you steal them agai-" She threatened.
She paused as she saw me.
"Naruto~ My every loving brother, i love you so much." Karin pretended.
Brother and sister now, is it?

She didn't look as cute as Naruto, and i saw her taking pictures of me earlier.
"Nice to meet you, I'm Sasuke." He said.
I reached out for her hand, and she quickly placed it into mine. We shook hands.
"Oh, i'm Karin Umino." She said.
I had a feeling she was going to be hostile if i said my last name. I noticed Naruto looked at me differently after hearing i was Uchiha.

"Can i have you guys's phone number?" Sasuke asked.
"Am I just an exile here, Naruto?" Kiba asked.
"No, Kiba, noooo you're totally not an exile here." I said.

Itachi POV
I watched Dei sleep and smiled. No one could've been more beautiful. I kissed his head quietly, not to wake him, and went outside to tell mother.
"Mother, Deidara can't serve lunch because i sent him on a few errands." I said.
"Oh okay, Itachi. Thanks for telling me. When will he  be back?" She asked.
"I sent him on quite a few, so many 2 or 3 hours?" I said.
"Okay, that's also fine. Lunch is on a few minutes, so you better hurry up with whatever you were doing." She said.

Sometimes, i felt as if mother knew my secret, the way she always said everything. I walked into his room, to see him cuddling a pillow, while resting his head on one. I didn't want to wake up Deidara, but thinking he might want some food, i reluctantly did it.
"Wake up, Dei." I said.
"Noooo! Go away!" He yelled.
He turned the other way. It was so cute.
I tapped his back.
He buried his face in the pillow, and i knew what would bring him into his senses.

Then, I decided to scare him, by jumping on him. His reaction was so cute.
"You creep, Itachi!" He yelled.
He hit my head with a pillow a few times, before letting me speak.
"Hey, lunch time, just wondering if you would like something to eat." I said.
"Yes, bring me a lot of things, now leave me alone, i wanna sleep." He said.

He returned in his normal position, and i left the room.
"Mother, can i have 2 dishes?" I asked.
"Itachi, you don't usually eat that much, though." She said.
"Oh, i just feel a bit more hungry than usual." I made up an excuse.
"Alright then, Itachi. You can have 2." She said.
"Thanks, mother. By the way, i'm having the dishes in my room." I said.
"Unsocial as usual, Itachi. It's fine." She said.

After returning to my room, i woke up Deidara to eat.
"Wake up, Deidara." I said.
"Mmm what Itachi?" He responded.
"It's time to eat." I said.
"Oh!"
He immediately got up and started devouring the food.
"Mmm thws iws so gwod."
"Don't talk without swallowing, or you might choke." I said.

"I dwnt care."
After seeing him eating his, i realized he was probably still hungry.
I wasn't exactly hungry, so i offered my bowl to Deidara.
"No, you have eat." He said.
"But, i don't feel hungry." I said.
He crawled over to me and started trying to feed me.
I couldn't resist, and ate a piece of steak from his chopsticks.

"Great, now that you've eaten in taking everything else."
I couldn't help but laugh as he finished my food in nearly seconds.
"New world record, Dei."
"I'm full."
I watched him get on a bed and start snoring.

Does he usually take these many naps?
I was feeling sleepy too, so i slept beside him.

Naruto POV
While waiting for Dei to go home, i created group chat, consisting of Sakura, Kiba, Karin, Sasuke, and Hinata. Then i realized something important. We were all stalkers. Sakura stalks Sasuke, I stalk Sakura and Karin, Kiba, Sasuke, and Hinata stalk me, Karin stalks Sasuke....perfect group name.

I entered in the group name, and Sasuke started typing.

The Stalkerzz
Sasuke Uchiha: What type of cringe name is that?
RamenRoyal: Realize it, it's all true! Let's wait for the others to come on.

shy_slayer is online

RamenRoyal: Hey, Hinata.
shy_slayer: Hey, Naruto. Where are the others?
RamenRoyal: They should be on soon, by the way, Sasuke you're the only one here that's plain straight up.

RedRubies is online

RedRubies: Sasuke! Hi!
RamenRoyal: Hey, Karin. Now it's only Kiba and Sakura.

CherryBlossoms is online

CherryBlossoms: Hey, guys!

brainsexistforareason is online

brainsexistforareason: What's up guys?
RamenRoyal: Hi Kiba.
Cherry Blossoms: What the hell is that name? It's stupid on a different level.
brainsexistforareason: Why ask a question and then answer it? You're right, i should change it to braincellsexistforareason.

Sasuke Uchiha: Well, nothing stupid, because Sakura doesn't have one.
CherryBlossoms: Sasuke, why'd you say that?
brainsexistforareason: You're right, Sasuke. She clearly doesn't know the difference from typing and talking.

shy_slayer: I have no idea what's going on.
RamenRoyal: It's okay, Hinata. They all don't have brains.
RedRubies: Shut up, Naruto.