Haikyuu One shots

the man-taylor swift

I would be complex, I would be cool.

Yukie watched as Bokuto was praised and cheered for on the volleyball court, all he did was change his mood. She thought it was ridiculous how Bokuto could just be happy and everyone around him would cheer in glee. If her or her fellow manager Kaori would simply raise their voices slightly everybody would roll their eyes and groan.

They'd say I played the field before I found someone to commit to, and that would be okay for me to do.

So Daishou can just go around saying everybody they dated?

Mika was angry, furious, pissed. When she'd say "oh me and Daishou were a thing" she'd be called a whore or a slut but when daishou openly talks about it to other people he was congratulated?

This is ridiculous.

Every conquest I had made would make me more of a boss to you.

Fucking Daishou.

I'd be a fearless leader, I'd be an alpha type.

"Boys."

Karasuno froze in place, Tsukishima and Yamaguchi were laughing at their teammates, Suga and Daichi were holding Tanaka and Nishinoya back from fighting eachother, Kageyama was trying to murder Hinata, Ennoshita was trying to calm down Asahi and Takeda was sighing in relief that Kiyoko was there.

Kiyoko wasn't stupid.

She knew the only reason they listened to her was because she had boobs and a nice face.

If she was a guy they'd listen to her for much better reasons.

If only it was that easy.

When everyone believes ya, what's that like?

This was such a stupid argument.

"I'm telling you, coach said that there's no practice this afternoon."

"Then why didn't anybody else get the email?" Konoha raised a brow.

"Because you guys aren't managers?" Yukie couldn't believe how dumb her team was.

"That doesn't make sense, it's our practice," Yukie was about to jump across the table and strangle Bokuto.

But all she did was sigh, if they went to practice and the gym was empty then that was on them.

I'm so sick of running as fast as I can, Wondering if I'd get there quicker, If I was a man

Yachi usually didn't think she was at a disadvantage compared to the other first years, except for height.

Usually.

Usually they were not running full speed towards the leaving bus.

It was embarrassing when the boys had to hold the door until she ran up to it.

She was sick of it.

And I'm so sick of them coming at me again 'Cause if I was a man Then I'd be the man

She felt so dirty.

Who knew walking a dog would be so irritating?

Michimiya was getting stares from everybody around her. She was walking her dog in her PJ's at 9am.

People were so dramatic, a little cleavage and she got all these stares.

Some girl already called her mean names, she felt sick.