Geoff: thanks for coming over yesterday guys! it was lit😎
Beth: it was super fun guys!! thanks for inviting me ^u^
Izzy: YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT MY FAVORITE PART WAS
Noah: not this again
Izzy: WHEN HEATHER AND ALEJANDRO KISSED😍😍😍🥰🥰😘😘😘😘😱😱😱
Alejandro: I agree😏
Heather: WHAT
Heather: we didn't kiss.
Leshawna: nah don't do this to me you absolutely did
Heather: nope. no way.
Eva: stfu heather
Eva: even i know that you guys kissed
Izzy: YEAH AND EVA TOOOOOTALLY LIVES UNDER A ROCK😳😳
Gwen: damn😶🌫️
Heather: okay maybe we did kiss but why does it matter?
Alejandro: Mi amor, don't be rude...clearly their love lives are so sad and terrible that they have to project onto our amazing relationship😘
Leshawna: okay no pda in the group chat ion wanna see it
Eva: ^^
DJ: I agree but congrats guys👍🏾
Heather: thanks
Courtney: Ugh my allergies are terrible right now
Courtney: Wait did I interrupt something?
DJ: Nah girl it's cool
Gwen: feel better courtney🫶🏻
Courtney: Thank you Gwen🫶🏽
Noah: i'm going to throw up
Izzy: well noah🧐🧐
Izzy: you know🤭🤭
Izzy: there is someone who😳
Noah removed Izzy from the chat
Owen added Izzy to the chat
Izzy: 68.165.203.16
Gwen: i-
Leshawna: let's not😃
Eva: sierracore
Gwen: PLS💀
Gwen: omg wait izzy
Gwen: what was the rcmp after you for
Izzy: OH MY GOSH😱😱
Izzy: it was like this CRAZY misunderstanding right so basically i'm just in walmart trying to open this raw ground beef when this worker walks up to me and starts telling me i'm not allowed to do that and i was NOT in the mood to deal with his crazy antics so i bit his hand!! it was the funniest thing but instead of laughing like i was he started calling me a 'psychopath', whatever that's supposed to mean, so i just walked out of the store but the funny part was that i STILL had the ground beef and then...tap to read more >
Gwen: i regret asking
Owen: wait izzy i thought you said that the rcmp was after you because you punched a shark and then started riding it around the beach and then it ate a pedestrian so you crawled inside the shark to get the person out but the shark ended up eating off your hair so you started running around trying to convince little kids that you were actually gollum from lord of the rings but that made a kid cry so you yelled at him and called him a 'slimy worm' and told his mom to parent him better so you...tap to read more >
Izzy: no no, you've got it all wrong silly!! that was the SECOND time the rcmp came after me🤫🤫
Leshawna: ...anyways
Noah: welcome to my world honey
Leshawna: that reminds me
Leshawna: what did @duncan go to jail for
Leshawna: and don't try to 'that's private' me we ALL know i shoulda been with y'all instead of heather🙄🤚🏾
Duncan: nah
Duncan: that's going 2 the grave
Courtney: Oh please, he's probably just saying that so we all think he burned down a preschool or something when really he went to jail for two days over petty theft
Gwen: it was way funner than petty theft
Duncan: don't say another word or istg
Leshawna: what you gonna go to jail a third time🤨
shawna/duncan
duncan: okay
shawna: go on
duncan: i'll tell u
duncan: but don't say anything 2 anyone else
shawna: BET🧐
duncan: ok
duncan: so there was this cop at my high school and he was a huge asshole
duncan: he was constantly ragging on me and my buddies for all kids of bs and i had been suspended a few times 4 different shit
duncan: but one time my buddy got busted 4 having illegal substances on him and i wasn't a part of it but the cop dragged my ass down 2 the office anyways and they suspended me
duncan: i was already pissed but then the cop started running his mouth about how my parents wouldn't want this or some shit and idgaf about that but that day it got on my last nerve
duncan: so while i was walking to my car to go home i saw his stupid shiny ass cop car just sitting there next to the school
shawna: DID YOU STEAL IT😟
duncan: nah i just pissed on it
shawna: BAHAHA WHAT
duncan: they only knew it was me because they saw my mohawk on the security cams otherwise i would've gotten away with it
shawna: DAMN i wish they woulda aired that shit
duncan: um i'm glad the fuck they didn't
duncan: i would've made courtney sue
shawna: LMAOOO AND SHE WOULD TOO
petition to kill chris
Courtney: Where did you guys go?
Gwen: LMAOOO IS HE TELLING YOU
Leshawna: you know it
Justin: was it something dumb🤨
Duncan: don't fucking tell him
Leshawna: i wasn't gonna goddamn
Courtney: Yeah Duncan calm down
Duncan: omfg i hate u guys
Courtney: The feeling is mutual.
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a/n: i'm finally done with finals (i did well on all of them woohoo!) so i should be able to update more often now!! see you all soon<3
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