Dipper talks about his fans

More shipping games?

Okay, Dipper here. I'm ranting about more ships.

Pacifidip/Dipcifica (Dipper X Pacifica)

Apparently this is 'cannon' whatever that means. Pacifica is cool, she's like a good friend. Besides her parents still think I'm lower than them. I also won't forget the countless times she's put my sister down.

Soos X Dipper

Just, please no. Okay? Soos is a nice person, but really. No.

GideDip (Gideon X Dipper)

((Is that how you spell it?))
Anyway, I hate Gideon. Gideon wants to kill me. I sent him to jail, if you love someone do you send them to jail, I don't think so.

Some other ships not involving me

Mabill (Mabel X Bill)

Um.. My sister better not like that demon. Doesn't he scare her? What if he visits her dreams!? Oh my god. I really need to ask her.

Wenbie (Wendy X Robbie)

No. Robbie was a jerk to Wendy. Robbie is kinda... ((Enter some noise males like to make here))
Plus, I think Wendy would look best with someone like me.

Well, that's all.

Seriously, bye now.