A Text A Day Keeps The Demons At Bay- N/S

Text Message- 7

Because SOME BITCH AGAIN REFUSES TO GO TO SLEEP 😐😐

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~Sasuke’s p.o.v~

That Usuratonkachi…

Ughhhhh! He’s all that’s in my head! It’s like he just shrunk himself, crawled into my head and made himself at home! That… urgh. I’m running out of names to call him, goddamn it! Nothing fazes that fool. Just then, my phone started vibrating next to me on my bedside table. 

I swear to god if it’s-

Lifting up the phone, I realized that yes, it was the moron himself. Why he’s calling me so randomly is the question. You’d think he would text me before trying to call me. 

Whatever, let’s see what’s his problem now…

Answering the phone, I was instantly met with a very loud cry. What it was from, I have no clue.

“Naruto.”

A groan of a response.

“What just happened?” I asked. I was slightly worried, but at the same time it’s probably just his dramatic ass trying to prank me or something.

“Ughhhhh.” He groaned. Seriously, what the hell just happened?

“Naruto.” I was done with him fooling around. “You either answer me in five seconds or I end this call right now and restrict your calling rights.”

“You can do that?!” He finally answered.

“You bet, and I’m not afraid to.” Yeah, no, I can’t. Obviously. His scream of fright tells me he believed my word for it though. 

Usuratonkachi. I sighed mentally.

“Now… What. Do. You. Want.” I was losing my patience BEFORE the call started, let alone whatever he’s doing now.

“Umm… I fell.” He laughed sheepishly. “Off my bed. Hit my shin against the bed frame on the way down.” 

…

The way my face just found a way to look more deadpanned than ever before just because of this moron.

“Ahh, what’s with that face?! I didn’t do anything Sasu, but I'm sorry!” He cried. 

What a big baby…

“Just… shut up and tell me what you wanted me for.” I sighed. 

“Oh- OH yeah! I…” He drew out the I to add emphasis, “GOT A GOOD GRADE ON MY CHEMISTRY TEST” He yelled. I had to hold the phone farther away than before as he let out his woohoos and egotistical “I’m so smart”s. 

My eyes couldn’t possibly roll farther into my head.

“That’s it?” I asked, uninterested. All that suspense… for that. Oh, was his face priceless though, I almost let out a little laugh.

“Wha- HUH?? WHAT DO YOU MEAN ‘IS THAT IT’?!” He yelled again. “THAT’S A VEEERY BIG DEAL, YOU TEME!” 

Wow, I think I need hearing aids at this point. I thought as I rubbed my ear soothingly.

“No no, I’m happy for you Dobe, it’s just…” I sighed. “You are very loud.” I rubbed my eyes and yawned. What time was it, anyways?

“Oh, I’m sorry, Teme. I didn’t mean to disturb you or anything, go back to whatever you were doing.” Naruto said disappointedly with a pout and ended the call before I could get a word out.

Goddamn it… now I feel guilty… 

Ughhh, this idiot!
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[10:34]

You- I’m really proud of you, Naru… I am

[10:37]

Dobe…- I know Sasu 😊

‘Dobe…’ has changed your name to 'Sasu 😊'