The Ultimate 5SOS Book

living with 5sos

Ashton: (y/n)!!

you: what

Ashton: where's Calum

you: how the fuck should i know

Michael: (y/n)!

you: what

Michael: i'm hungry

you: then make food

Michael: *high pitched and toddler-like whining*

Luke: (y/n).

you: WHAT DO YOU WANT?!

Luke: *starts crying*

you: *face palm*

Calum: (y/n).

you: where the fuck have you been?

Calum: *points to the puppy he is holding*

The guys: YAY!!

you: WHAT THE HELL I CAN BARELY MANAGE YOU GUYS WHY IS THERE A DOG

Calum: *holds dog in your face*

dog: *eats your hair*

Calum: he likes you