Love Island 2022

Chapter 3

A/N: Hey guyssss, sorry it's been so long, my dogs friends cats goldfishes aunt got run over by a car 😭. I'm pretty sure Ekin-Su was driving. Anyway, please enjoy this next chapter, things will start to get wild 🤪

Everyone gasped as the Italian man got off the flying pizza and greeted everyone. Not because they were intimidated by the pizza but by his super sexy wexy abs. I chewed on the (eight inch 😏) breadstick he gave me. It was rock hard 😏. And so it broke all my teeth. I turned away from the group in pain, angry at the Italian for breaking my teeth.

I turned away and walked towards the villa. Gosh I just wanted to get away from all them idiots.  How dare they pay more attention to him than m-me. But suddenly, the Italian broke away and grabbed my arm.

"Is your name y/n" he said smiling, with pieces of pasta in his teeth.

"YES!" I roared at him and yanked out pieces of his black hair, "AND I DONT WANT IDIOTS LIKE YOU TALKING TO ME. YOU ALL DONT KNOW ME, AND I DONT WANNA KNOW YOU! I SHOULDNT EVEN BE HERE SO JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!" I started hissing at him and I began to do roly-polys against his leg whilst sobbing black tears. People looked sympathetically my way and then carried on with their meaningless conversations. Urgh.

Suddenly the Italian grabbed my by the ankle and swung me against the villa wall. The impact should have killed me but because I'm so used to the pain of living, I handled it just fine. He pinned me against the wall and growled but as he did pieces of pepperoni flew out of his mouth.

"Listen little wittle bittle kitten. My name is Davide. And I can see in your eyes that you like Davide."

"N-no I don't." I said and I bit his nose. Gosh, what idiot refers to themselves in the third person.

"I'll get you back for that!" Davide roared and his face melted into a pizza. I closed my eyes and embraced myself for the worst. But suddenly I was kissing something. Something small soft and warm.

After ten minutes of kissing, I wedged my eyes open through the thick back eyeliner I smudged on my eyes. And I saw...

"TOES!" I screamed in horror.

A man was doing a handstand beneath me and his toes were wiggling in my face. He must have pushed Davide away from me and quickly pushed his tootsies to my mouth. His toes were covered with black kiss marks. I-I can't believe my first ever kiss was with this guy's toes.

"Hey cutie," the man said whilst still in a handstand, "My name is Toe-by and I love is when people kiss my tootsies!" With that he wiggled his toes, but his long and gnarly toenail cut my face, giving me a really aesthetic eyebrow slit.

"Urgh!" I screamed, "Someone get me out of here now!"

I tried to storm away from these crazy people but the producer grabbed me.

"Ok guys. Now that you've gotten to know each other more, it's time to start our first game. We will be doing a sexy dance challenge!"

Everyone was clapping and cheering and for once I felt confident. I knew exactly what I was gonna do...