Little Johnny ask his mother her age
She replies by saying "gentleman don't ask ladies that question"
Johnny then ask his mother how much she weighs
Again his mother replies by saying " gentleman don't ask ladies that question ."
The boy ask why did daddy leave you?
To this the mother say "you shouldn't ask me that " and sends him to his room .
On the way , Johnny trips over his mothers purse . when he picks it up her drivers license falls out
Johnny runs back into the room . "I know all about you now ,you are 36 years old weigh 127 pounds and daddy left you because you got an F in sex"!
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Funny jokes
HumorHey this is basically a book about jokes this is my first book so I hope u enjoy it and none of the jokes here are meant to offense anybody . Hope you enjoy my book thanks ! :)
