OC (Fake/Non-canon) Quote Book (or something-)

The Auditorium

Characters
Janus: A crazed, 7ft tall, yellow animatronic that's modeled around the comedy mask
Brutus: An aggressive, 7ft tall, blue animatronic that's modeled around the tragedy mask
Charlie: Your average 16 year old nerd with an interest in mysteries, acting, and idiocy. The perfect personality to break into an abandoned auditorium despite a kid literally dying there years ago and it being shut down and dangerous and and and (yeah, he's kinda dumb-)

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*Janus trying to enact some cursed version of Romeo and Juliet*
Janus: My bounty is as boundless as the sea, my love as deep; the more I give to thee, the more I have, for both are infini-
Brutus: *fed up with their bullshit* SHUT THE FUCK UP
Janus: That's not what your supposed to say D':
Brutus: THIS IS THE LAST SCENE YOUR EVER GOING TO PRESENT-

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Janus: Brutus/pos
Brutus: Janus/neg

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Charlie: Are you two friends?
Janus: Yes!
Brutus: NO-

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Charlie: There's a spider on the wall
Janus:
Charlie: It's 7ft tall and wearing a yellow jester hat
Janus: H E Y >:[

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Brutus: Janus likes to eat cotton candy
Janus: :]
Brutus:
Brutus: WAIT HOW DO YOU EAT CANDY YOU'RE AN ANIMATRONIC-

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Janus: Brutus locked me in the storage closet again
Janus: *turns to Charlie calmly* At least you're here this time
Charlie: *banging on the door and screaming*

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Charlie: You're literally an emoticon with a body
Janus: *failing to keep his facial expression from changing*
Charlie: See?
Janus: *wailing*
Charlie: I'm pretty sure I just saw the lenny face-

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Charlie: So what's your gender?
Janus:
Brutus:
Charlie: *thinking they didn't hear him* What's your gende-
Both: R o b o t

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Janus: *cutely* I may or may not murder you :]
Brutus: *aggressively* I will murder you >:[

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Charlie like, five years ago: I love the mysteries surrounding the local Auditorium! One day I'm gonna break in and see what really happened to that one kid!
Charlie now: LEMME OUT JANUS CASUALLY THREATENED ME AND I'VE ONLY BEEN HERE FOR FIVE MINUTES-

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Janus: *puts on Brutus's hat*
Janus: I'm tragedy now >:]

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Charlie: There's a spider on the ceiling
Brutus:
Charlie: It's 7ft tall and wearing a yellow jester hat
Brutus: H E Y .
Brutus:
Brutus: Wait a minute-

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Janus: CaN I iNtReSt YoU iN aNytHiNG, AlL oF tHe TiMe
Charlie: a LitTlE bIt Of EvErYtHiNg, AlL oF tHe TiMe
Janus: ApaThY'S a-
Brutus: *crashing through the wall* TRAGEDYYYYYY-

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Charlie: How long before I have to run?
Janus: 10.
Charlie: 10 what? Hours, minutes-
Janus: 9.
Brutus: *watching on the security cameras* This is gonna be fun-

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Charlie: You're literally Sundrop but with the Puppet's body
Janus: *trying to hide his arms (that are kind of like the Puppet's by accident :'])*
Charlie: See?
Janus: *wailing*
Charlie: I'm pretty sur-
Brutus: *crashing through the wall again* WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST DO YOU LITTLE SHIT-
Charlie: *screeching*