why did this happen to us...? (Be More Chill)

poor rich

Jeremy was sitting on a bean bag chair in Michael's room , getting stoned , but what he didn't know is that his SQUIP and Rich's SQUIP were chatting it up in Rich's mind . Being all flirty , hitting on eachother.  Honestly,  Rich was sick of it .

"Will you two Honethtly just shut u- "
Rich got cut off by loud kissing noises . He didn't dare turn around to witness what he wished wasn't true .

"Guyth- NO PLEATHE" Rich turned around and immediately regretted it . Jeremy's squip and his squip were making out . Not like in the movies . It was WAY worse . Having the mental image of evil Kermit and Keanu Reeves making out wasn't really the thing you ' d wanna see- so Rich immediately pulled out his phone and scrolled thru his messages to see Jeremy ' s contact : ' tall ass '

Short ass : (rich)" JEREMY WES GOTS A CODE GREEN "
(code green : someone making out)

Tall ass : " oh ? Who ? ;) "

Short ass : " okay but this news ain't pretty "

Tall ass : " just say it "

Short ass : " OUR SQUIPS ARE MAKING OIT RIGHT BEHIND ME "

Tall ass : " haha , funny joke "

Short ass : " IM BEING 4REAL . I WOULD SEND U A PIC IF I COULD "

Tall ass : " dead ass ? "

Short ass : " dead ass . "

Tall ass : " NO WAY "

Tall ass : " THAT MENTAL IMAGE OF JUST EVIL KERMIT AND - GOD - "

Tall ass : " THATS NASTY "

Short ass : " I KNOW AND I HAVE TO SEE IT . IM NEVER TOUCHING MY KITCHEN AGAIN "

Tall ass : " I might be Jewish but I'm praying 4u man . "
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" yo Michael,  you ' ll never beleive this . "
"Whats up ? "
"So you know the evil Kermit meme?"
"Uhuh..?"
"And Keanu Reeves , " Michael nodded , taking a hit off of his blunt .
"And how they ' re mine and Rich's squips ?"
Michael nodded again . " I don't like where this is going..." Michael said cautiously.

" now imagine them , in Rich 's house , in his kitchen , making out . " Jeremy finally said , making arm/hand motions throughout his small rant thing . "EW , SICK DUDE !" Michael half yelled , making a disgusted face . " I KNOW RIGHT ! I honestly feel kinda bad for Rich right now- "
"Honestly, same . Noone should have to go through that..." Jeremy nodded in agreement.