Skid was as usual walking around in his dirty uwu sus kitten 😳😳😳 room. Lila was watching the FartTV. Skid decided to do something.
- (i will jump off the window and run away to pump!1!2!1!2!1!1!1!!1) - his uwu fitnessgram pacer test brain thought.
Skid went to the toilet and pooped 69 kilograms of fart1!!1!1;!1!1! He then flushed the toilet and danced like uwu meow meow fckin bark bark!1!1!1!1!1!!1
Skid jumped out a window and ran to Pump's house. But Skid saw an icecream truck!1!!1!1!1!1 🍦🍦🍦🍦 he ran to the smexy truck and said:
- hewwo 🥺 can i have a piss icecream pwease 🥴🥴🥴 and a diarrhea icecream pls 🥶🥶
- are you pumps friend????1???2?2?2?2?2?2?
- yes 😱😱
- i was driving him back to his house!1!1!1!1! and im totally not a Happy Feet1!!11!!1!1!1!1
- okay can i wawk with him??2?2??22??2?2?2 he is so uwuwuwuwuquuwuw!1!1!1!!11!!1
- yes1!!11!!1 😚😚😚😚😚
Pump jumped out the window and started doing the Spooky Month dansh!1!1!!1!1 😈😈😈😈
- heY pUNMPPP les go to ur housh!1;1! N1n1nn1n1nn1!1!1!!11!!1;1!1!
- yes of cousee!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!!22!!22!!2!1;
Skid and Pump went to Pump's house which is sexier than Skid's house.
5 minutes later.......
skid and water pump arrived to their destination
pump opened the sexy door made out of diarrhea1!1!1!!11!!1!1 and.....!1!1!1!1!1!1!!1
there was the uwu phoen thwere2!;1;1!1!1!1;1!1!1!!1
skid ran to the uwu mobile and slammed his head on it 228 times1!!11!!11!!1 😳😳😳😳😳
- hello this is the uwu communication device
call 690 to receive a uwu
call 420 to buy the uwu
pumpkin called the 420 and the uwu arrived instantly1!!1!1!1!1!1!1 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤
- okay 🥴🥴🥴🥴 now we can piss!1!!11!!1!1!1!1!1!1 yayN11n1m1n1n!!1!1?1!!1 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳 - pump said while doing the piss
skid joined in and
*69 minutes of piss later*
- hey skid lets fucking go to the uwu candy poopshop;1!1!1!1!1!1;
- oka,y!!1!1!1!1!1 😳🥴🥴🤤🥶😱😱🤓🤓🥺🥺🥶🤩🤩🤩😘😘😘😘🥳🥳🥳🥳☺️☺️☺️☺️😱😱😱😱🤐🤐🤐🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
and they went to the candy shop 🍬🍬🍬🍭🍭🍭🍭☣️☣️☣️☣️🤮🤮🤮
*5 mintues later 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤😱😱😱🤯🤯🤯🤐🤐🤐🤩🤩🤩😘😘😘😘🥳🥳☺️☺️*
- hello - kvevin said while scratching his uwu pissy pissy ass 😚
- can we ordrer smoe ☣️dies????????1?1?11?2?1?1?1?2?2?1?1??1?1?1?
- yesses
Kevin gave Skid and Pump the sexy candies2!!1!1!1!1! 🥵🤮🤤🍂😵💫🤤🤯🤯🥺😚🍂🤮🥶🤮🥺🤮🥺🤮🏕️🤮🥺🤮🥺🤮🏕️🤮🍂🍭🍂🍭🥶🍭🥺🤮 OMG!1!1!1!1!1!1!
Skid and Pump started eating the smexy candies and then Pump said:
- hey lets go back to my housese!1!1!11!!1!
-ok!!1!1;1;1!!1!!22
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skid x water pump fanfik uwu real1!@1!1!1!!1!11!! (GONE WRONG1!!1!1!)
Humor[Disclaimer before you read this: I do not support Skid x Pump. This book was made as a joke. Please don't rage at me] skid and pump fnafictoin1!!1!1!1!1!!111!!1!!1 very epik 🥶 they also marry!!1!1!1 and they have kids 😱😱😱 and the kids have kids...
